Who_Am_I wrote:
That's a secret and the other women will kill me if I tell you.
I can, however, tell you that we all want the same thing.
And that the moment you figure it out, it will change.
The secret is out:
Quote:
The Rules
~~~~~~~~~
- The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.
- THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.
- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
- The FEMALE is never wrong.
- If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
- If there are two ways to for the FEMALE to interpret something the MALE said - a good way and a bad way - the FEMALE is obligated to interpret what the MALE said in a bad way.
- If the FEMALE interprets something the MALE said in a bad way, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing saying something bad.
- The FEMALE is under no obligation to ever accept any apology from the MALE.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
- The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time, especially in the presence of the MALE.
- The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
- The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
- The MALE must be ready at all times.
- Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
- The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES would be better off living alone.
Go ahead ... try to silence me! Now that I've cracked the code, you femininjas don't stand a chance!
_________________
The mere fact that science may not yet adequately explain an object, event, or experience does not mean the immediate explanation should automatically default to a conspiratorial, extraterrestrial, paranormal, or supernatural cause.