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GoatOnFire
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13 Jun 2011, 7:48 pm

Women go for the sake of their bladder or large intestine. Holding it in will eventually become rather painful.


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13 Jun 2011, 8:20 pm

I believe that most attractive women in their twenties are after security.

Most women want a man with a stable financial future who can provide for her (and later to her children). I also realized that many women are not attracted to weak guys Attractive women like strong guys with an athletic physique. Most black American men fall under this defintion I think since over 50% of black American men I've seen have a strong and muscular physique but not all. There are exceptions to the rule of course.

And I realized since I don't have these qualities like a stable financial future or a muscular and athletic physique, most women are really not interested in me.



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13 Jun 2011, 8:38 pm

LikeGreenAndBlue wrote:
I believe that most attractive women in their twenties are after security.

A lot of the 1s in my area aren't. They go for guys in their 30s & 40s who have drug problems
Tween girls go for Justin Bieber or any cute popular boy in class who talks to em


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13 Jun 2011, 8:51 pm

That's a secret and the other women will kill me if I tell you.
I can, however, tell you that we all want the same thing.
And that the moment you figure it out, it will change.


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13 Jun 2011, 8:52 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
That's a secret and the other women will kill me if I tell you.
I can, however, tell you that we all want the same thing.
And that the moment you figure it out, it will change.

I knew it! :o


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13 Jun 2011, 8:56 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
That's a secret and the other women will kill me if I tell you.
I can, however, tell you that we all want the same thing.
And that the moment you figure it out, it will change.

WIN.


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14 Jun 2011, 6:40 pm

Money


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14 Jun 2011, 7:04 pm

mm hmmm.

All of us women go after money, just like all of you men go after vagina.

When women look at you, there is no face just a penis with money wrapped around it.
When men look at us, we're a vagina in a wig.



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14 Jun 2011, 7:13 pm

^finally something we agree on.

luckily for me i have my own money, which i use to buy dildos- thus saving me the inconvenience of having to look for a man at all.



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14 Jun 2011, 8:43 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:
^finally something we agree on.

luckily for me i have my own money, which i use to buy dildos- thus saving me the inconvenience of having to look for a man at all.


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mm hmmm.

All of us women go after money, just like all of you men go after vagina.

When women look at you, there is no face just a penis with money wrapped around it.
When men look at us, we're a vagina in a wig.


LOL!! !!
i am a lower status chick i guess, because i made my own money AND i supported a man for a lot of years. maybe he was actually a girl on the inside???? when will i learn to be a proper woman?


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14 Jun 2011, 8:56 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
That's a secret and the other women will kill me if I tell you.
I can, however, tell you that we all want the same thing.
And that the moment you figure it out, it will change.

The secret is out:

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The Rules
~~~~~~~~~

- The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.

- THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

- No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.

- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

- The FEMALE is never wrong.

- If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

- If there are two ways to for the FEMALE to interpret something the MALE said - a good way and a bad way - the FEMALE is obligated to interpret what the MALE said in a bad way.

- If the FEMALE interprets something the MALE said in a bad way, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing saying something bad.

- The FEMALE is under no obligation to ever accept any apology from the MALE.

- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

- The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time, especially in the presence of the MALE.

- The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

- The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

- The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

- The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

- The MALE must be ready at all times.

- Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

- The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES would be better off living alone.


Go ahead ... try to silence me! Now that I've cracked the code, you femininjas don't stand a chance!


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15 Jun 2011, 12:14 am

The bolded parts are true for me.



- The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.

- THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

- No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.

- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

- The FEMALE is never wrong.

- If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

- If there are two ways to for the FEMALE to interpret something the MALE said - a good way and a bad way - the FEMALE is obligated to interpret what the MALE said in a bad way.

- If the FEMALE interprets something the MALE said in a bad way, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing saying something bad.

- The FEMALE is under no obligation to ever accept any apology from the MALE.

- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

- The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time, especially in the presence of the MALE.

- The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

- The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

- The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

- The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

- The MALE must be ready at all times.

- Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

- The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES would be better off living alone.




Alright so us femininjas need a ninja costume. Maybe the men can be pirates.



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15 Jun 2011, 6:54 am

hyperlexian wrote:
LOL!! !!
i am a lower status chick i guess, because i made my own money AND i supported a man for a lot of years. maybe he was actually a girl on the inside???? when will i learn to be a proper woman?


Bwah ha ha ha ha ha, me too! Let's start a club! We can have guest speakers and everything!!



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15 Jun 2011, 7:03 am

mv wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
LOL!! !!
i am a lower status chick i guess, because i made my own money AND i supported a man for a lot of years. maybe he was actually a girl on the inside???? when will i learn to be a proper woman?


Bwah ha ha ha ha ha, me too! Let's start a club! We can have guest speakers and everything!!

go in the kitchen and make some man a sammich before all hope is lost!


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15 Jun 2011, 8:22 am

hyperlexian wrote:
mv wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
LOL!! !!
i am a lower status chick i guess, because i made my own money AND i supported a man for a lot of years. maybe he was actually a girl on the inside???? when will i learn to be a proper woman?


Bwah ha ha ha ha ha, me too! Let's start a club! We can have guest speakers and everything!!

go in the kitchen and make some man a sammich before all hope is lost!


s**t! That's the one with two slices of bread, right? But not next to each other?



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15 Jun 2011, 8:51 am

mv wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
mv wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
LOL!! !!
i am a lower status chick i guess, because i made my own money AND i supported a man for a lot of years. maybe he was actually a girl on the inside???? when will i learn to be a proper woman?


Bwah ha ha ha ha ha, me too! Let's start a club! We can have guest speakers and everything!!

go in the kitchen and make some man a sammich before all hope is lost!


sh**! That's the one with two slices of bread, right? But not next to each other?

ahhh fuggedaboutit. if we are (were) bringing home the bacon, someone should be making us the sammiches, along with a cold bevvy. and looking pretty while doing it. would it hurt so much for those boys to fix themselves up a little? after a hard day i want to look at something nice.


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