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TheWeirdPig
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10 Jul 2011, 11:31 am

mv wrote:

Grisha wrote:

TheWeirdPig wrote:

As an English major, don't bother messaging me if you can't write out you, are, for, see, or be. I can understand using u, r, 4, c, or b in text message where you are limited in characters. But in a message or email, make the effort to sound like you have at least a minimal education if you want to meet me.

NOT an English major, but it still gives me a bad impression - whenever someone writes like that they come across as borderline illiterate to me - I type everything, even proper punctuation, when I text - even though it takes much longer to type...

Hahahahahah - I thought I was the only person who did this...

I type everything out too, but have chosen not to sweat it when I get messages as annoying as I find it. I always capitalize "I" also.

Grisha
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10 Jul 2011, 11:40 am

OneStepBeyond wrote:

you're making me want to join okC for entertainment purposes. which does not sound reasonable. poocakes

Do it!

Where else can you simultaneously destroy your self-esteem and lose your faith in humanity?

blueroses
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10 Jul 2011, 11:56 am

Lol, I'm sure you can do that plenty of other places, too, Grisha. It's a screwed up world.

Personally, I think joining OK for entertainment purposes might actually be a lot more reasonable than joining for the purpose of trying to find true love there or something.

OneStepBeyond
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10 Jul 2011, 12:00 pm

Grisha wrote:

Where else can you simultaneously destroy your self-esteem and lose your faith in humanity?

done that all by myself

Has anyone actually had an okC success??

Grisha
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10 Jul 2011, 12:03 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

Grisha wrote:

Where else can you simultaneously destroy your self-esteem and lose your faith in humanity?

done that all by myself

Has anyone actually had an okC success??

I don't think so, everyone's on OKC so I think I would have heard something if there was.

I have personally witnessed 3 couples form on WP though...

The_Face_of_Boo
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10 Jul 2011, 12:04 pm

None of my messages or the messages I received are odd or out of the extraordinary.

OneStepBeyond
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10 Jul 2011, 12:07 pm

Grisha wrote:

I don't think so, everyone's on OKC so I think I would have heard something if there was.

way to make me feel out of the loop dude

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I have personally witnessed 3 couples form on WP though...

only reason i'm here. *creepyface*

Henbane
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10 Jul 2011, 12:15 pm

I had this message last week.

Subject:im the best robot in the world
hi, im the best robot in the world with supernatural powers. can you own me so that i willl do whatever you want as your robot?
im waiting for your reply!
your robot

I'm still considering replying.

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10 Jul 2011, 12:15 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

Grisha wrote:

I don't think so, everyone's on OKC so I think I would have heard something if there was.

way to make me feel out of the loop dude

Quote:

I have personally witnessed 3 couples form on WP though...

only reason i'm here. *creepyface*

Sorry

It's kind of fun to take the tests and then compare your "compatability" scores with other WP members, so that's why some people have done it...

OneStepBeyond
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10 Jul 2011, 12:16 pm

Henbane wrote:

omg reply!

mv
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10 Jul 2011, 12:17 pm

I'm "on" OkC but I still haven't filled out my profile (too lazy, can't be bothered yet). I did answer a bunch of questions but until I post a picture / get really motivated to write a good profile, I don't have any good stories to share!

blueroses
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10 Jul 2011, 12:20 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

Henbane wrote:

omg reply!

That was my reaction, too! Please, Henbane, reply and report back to us what happens.

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10 Jul 2011, 12:21 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

Henbane wrote:

omg reply!

It might make for a few interesting conversations, but I don't think it would really go anywhere... Hmm. I don't think I really want a robot. I was thinking more of a human being. He's also a bit young for me. Hmm. *ponders*

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10 Jul 2011, 11:44 pm

Solvejg wrote:

hale_bopp wrote:

Usually guys who can't spell and "hi".

I'd rather get dick pics and insults than those messages.

You forgot the whole "Hi, u look cute." message. :S

Yeah and those, or just one word "hot" "cute" whatever.Some Men don't seem to realise women aren't stupid enough for their empty compliments.

ASMJT
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11 Jul 2011, 11:10 pm

Grisha wrote:

OneStepBeyond wrote:

you're making me want to join okC for entertainment purposes. which does not sound reasonable. poocakes

Do it!

Where else can you simultaneously destroy your self-esteem and lose your faith in humanity?

TheWeirdPig wrote:

As an English major, don't bother messaging me if you can't write out you, are, for, see, or be. I can understand using u, r, 4, c, or b in text message where you are limited in characters. But in a message or email, make the effort to sound like you have at least a minimal education if you want to meet me.

Add me to the list!

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krazykat
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12 Jul 2011, 12:40 pm

I just received this on OKC from a Ugandan guy living in India.
(I'm in the US)

I read your profile.a it was so good to me.i feel you are the only one missing in my entire life so i decided to stop on it and let you know that i am interested to be a friend first.i also believe that coming to you will be a probability of meeting that very love that has been lacking in my entire life. i am a boy with respect and responsible,i respect people also and believe if you contact me,i will give you a full introduction of my self okay. i hope to hear from you soon. cares for my future love.

What do you think, possible scam bot? o_0

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