The Dedicated "I Suck" Thread

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14 Sep 2011, 4:38 pm

I suck because I'm lazy and indolent. I could have been way ahead of where I am now.


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14 Sep 2011, 5:02 pm

I suck because i always build better relationships with unavailable guys. I am head over heels for someone i can't have. I have a constant bad feeling at the moment. I interperate it as guilt.

I have a problem. Hi my name is Alison, i only want what i can't have.

I don't know if this is a deliberate mind game i play on myself because of my fear of intimacy. Go for the person just out of reach. I get the endorphine rush, but don't need to make a move because making a move is wrong. He's not mine. I don't have to commit and i can tell myself i am good, give myself a pat on the back, because i walked away.

I disgust myself. I need to grow up.

Maybe time to see a thrrapist.



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14 Sep 2011, 5:48 pm

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I have a problem. Hi my name is Alison.

Hi Alison! The forum gives you a hug...because I honestly have no idea what else to say.


I suck because I forgot to eat earlier and am now starving...what? You never said it had to be serious...


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14 Sep 2011, 6:42 pm

I suck because I refuse to blow. Just kidding. I suppose I suck because I'm prone to frequent immense explosions in which I berate myself and those I love. Good thing I don't really want a relationship. :D



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14 Sep 2011, 8:25 pm

The people with problems here don't think they suck, they think everyone else sucks.



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14 Sep 2011, 10:42 pm

and I'm damn good at it too.

I suck because of my irresistible urges to write tongue-in-cheek responses to threads.


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14 Sep 2011, 10:49 pm

It sucks to be me because I suggested an entire forum entitled "It Sucks To Be Me" and my suggestion was shot down ("We already have one, and it's called 'The Haven'"). Now here comes this thread, and it has more posts than my original ISTBM thread.

Gawd, how it sucks to be me ... :cry:


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15 Sep 2011, 1:30 am

Grisha wrote:
I just thought it would be nice to have a thread to point to instead of every thread in L&D getting hijacked by people who keep posting over and over in an attempt to get people to agree with their view that they are worthless, unlovable people...


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15 Sep 2011, 6:26 am

MR20 wrote:
Grisha wrote:
I just thought it would be nice to have a thread to point to instead of every thread in L&D getting hijacked by people who keep posting over and over in an attempt to get people to agree with their view that they are worthless, unlovable people...


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Hey why is everyone looking at me


haha, MR20, did you just make a funny?



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15 Sep 2011, 6:31 am

I suck because I'm a vacuum cleaner


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15 Sep 2011, 6:34 am

Moog wrote:
I suck because I'm a vacuum cleaner


Ah, that was you with Tinky Winky then?



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15 Sep 2011, 6:41 am

Henbane wrote:
Moog wrote:
I suck because I'm a vacuum cleaner


Ah, that was you with Tinky Winky then?


Busted. Now I'm full of tubby custard


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15 Sep 2011, 6:57 am

Grisha wrote:
Sorry, I mean in the "I hate myself" way...otherwise I would have posted it in Adult :wink:


I'm not sure that a thread like this is particularly helpful but there you go.



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15 Sep 2011, 6:46 pm

your going to have to take me to dinner first. :oops:



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15 Sep 2011, 8:10 pm

I think I've shown my lack of affection for myself enough around here.



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16 Sep 2011, 12:00 am

Jeez people, if you're going to make fun of me, at least make fun of me to my face, or at least include my name in the post...