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10 Nov 2011, 2:14 pm

What a weird sect.

And I thought I saw it all in the Middle-East.

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10 Nov 2011, 2:28 pm

Fullofstars wrote:

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I have a longer beard than any of the other guys at the barn-raising, and yet I still get no attention from the ladies - what am I doing wrong?

Only married amishmen wear beards; the little braided hotties think ye to be taken.

d'Oh!

Why don't the elders maketh these things clear?

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10 Nov 2011, 3:38 pm

I used to have some tips for librarians.... strangely many are quite sexually active

Don't Amish women have lots of children???

No TV, no grog, no coffee........no make up, no shopping

No shaved vagina? no brazilian?

The girls and guys are prolly all fit as buck rats, and ready to root hard after a long days work

on the plough

I'd say put a german sausage in your pants with that lot of heathens

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10 Nov 2011, 3:52 pm

can you fiddle? chicks did musicians.

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10 Nov 2011, 3:53 pm

Grisha wrote:

Fullofstars wrote:

Grisha wrote:

I have a longer beard than any of the other guys at the barn-raising, and yet I still get no attention from the ladies - what am I doing wrong?

Only married amishmen wear beards; the little braided hotties think ye to be taken.

d'Oh!

Why don't the elders maketh these things clear?

i just assumed you were a polyamorous amishman

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10 Nov 2011, 10:31 pm

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Pimp your buggy. Chicks love buggies. :lol:

Dude, my ride is already a chick-magnet, only without the chicks...

I didn't realise that Grishas ride was 1 horse power
at least it has 4 hoof drive

just wondering how many miles per bale ?
and does it pass EPA inspection?

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10 Nov 2011, 11:36 pm

Use pickup lines involving corn and chicken.

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11 Nov 2011, 12:55 am

gadge wrote:

Grisha wrote:

IDontGetIt wrote:

Pimp your buggy. Chicks love buggies. :lol:

Dude, my ride is already a chick-magnet, only without the chicks...

I didn't realise that Grishas ride was 1 horse power
at least it has 4 hoof drive

just wondering how many miles per bale ?
and does it pass EPA inspection?

Yes it passed EPA, but you don't want to know where they put the exhaust probe...

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11 Nov 2011, 8:49 am

Clearly you need lower that carriage and install a BIG SOUND SYSTEM*, then you'll get the girls.

*By which I mean drums

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11 Nov 2011, 8:54 am

Asp-Z wrote:

Clearly you need lower that carriage and install a BIG SOUND SYSTEM*, then you'll get the girls.

*By which I mean drums

He may be onto something:
Amish dont allow musical instruments(something like music being the word of the devil or something like that) so a musical instrument would turn you into the amish bad boy and make all the girls swoon :lol:

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11 Nov 2011, 11:08 am

Even for me Amish dress and customs are too conservative for me to get excited by Amish girls and the age for Rumspringa is way way past for me.

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11 Nov 2011, 11:19 am

Hey babe, wanna go churn the butter?

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11 Nov 2011, 6:01 pm

Grisha wrote:

IDontGetIt wrote:

Pimp your buggy. Chicks love buggies. :lol:

Dude, my ride is already a chick-magnet, only without the chicks...

Lol, I live in Lancaster County and the other day a buggy playing rap (must have had a boom-box in it) and a disco ball hanging from the rear-view drove past my house. It cracked me up. Rumpspringa, baby.

Sometimes teenage girls are known to take off their coverings and flirt with the guys. The coverings are associated with modesty and obedience, so I guess that makes sense that when they'd want to get wild, they'd take them off.

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11 Nov 2011, 6:07 pm

When I'd want to get wild, I'd take my glasses off.

*rawr*

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