Hell is like Alaska, only with a more enjoyable climate and without Sarah Palin. I say we all kill ourselves; apparently, suicide means a straight trip to hell in many religions. As for the island idea, I'll need an imperial palace, an imperial guard and a secret service with a carte blanche against anyone but me. There will also have to be a strongly-militaristic culture, and daily banquets with belly dancers and gladiator fights. And I'll need a 1:1 copy of Dunrobin Castle built on a coast with gardens surrounding it on all other sides.
Some suggestions:
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/kar ... greece.htm - Just to poke starving Greeks on trips to the other islands.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehetia - Ideal for a classy evil volcano base.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Helena - Though we'd need a new flag and monarch, and make sure the secession is well-planned.
This was hilarious. I vote we do these horrendous things... excluding suicide. How about we all have special treatment just as you will, Divine?