there's no way to find a girlfreind in this town...

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01 Dec 2012, 12:26 am

bigwheel wrote:
Also there is a a good country song about a guy in your postion who hung out in Walmart and crashed his cart into good looking ladies carts.


Best advice I have heard on L&D so far. I'm only sad I didn't find out about this sooner.



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01 Dec 2012, 12:43 am

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Well, I dont think he ever said how old he was, so Im not sure if that would be as good an idea for him as it is for me. Assuming he is an adult, then forget I said anything.
when you say younger girls i think of 7 yr olds lol


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01 Dec 2012, 1:28 am

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01 Dec 2012, 2:29 am

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I got an awesome solution to the problem. Become goal oriented and figure out what you want to do with yourself. Forget about the women problem and find happiness within yourself.


Then you become Nikola Tesla.



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01 Dec 2012, 2:33 am

I have never heard of that before, I wonder if it might work.

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01 Dec 2012, 11:20 am

Very cute toon but unfortunately not applicable to the real world..in which females control 99.999% of the currency and 100% of the other highly important stuff. Ladies are the path to riches.



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01 Dec 2012, 12:15 pm

bigwheel wrote:
Very cute toon but unfortunately not applicable to the real world..in which females control 99.999% of the currency and 100% of the other highly important stuff. Ladies are the path to riches.


No. Just no.



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01 Dec 2012, 3:29 pm

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Exactly. In so doing, you'll also get off government assistance, get a job and become self-sufficient.

Like it or not, most women find unemployment EXTREMELY unattractive. Repulsive.

Improve yourself - you'll feel better when you look in the mirror and others will like what they see, too


the thing that ticks me off, is that I have no chance of getting a job, everytime I try, my own family gets in the way, they tell me I'm not allowed to get a job, when I really need one, and they simply stop all my attempts at getting a job. I am forced to live on ssi and foodstamps. besides that, I shouldn't need a job to get a girlfriend, everyone I know got their girlfriend long before getting a job. and they still don't have jobs, so then clearly jobs have nothing to do with it.



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01 Dec 2012, 3:36 pm

aspiemike wrote:
I got an awesome solution to the problem. Become goal oriented and figure out what you want to do with yourself. Forget about the women problem and find happiness within yourself.


that doesn't actaully work, I tried that, but I find it impossible to be happy when everyone I know has someone to love, even thouh they didn't do anything different then I did, and they found a girlfriend, before getting a job. most found them while everyone was still in highschool. I swear I must be cursed. I'm sick of seeing all these guys walk around town with their girlfreinds. it's killing me.