09 Mar 2013, 5:03 pm
09 Mar 2013, 5:43 pm
29 Oct 2013, 6:23 pm
I'm perfectly fine with a woman smothering me by repeatedly kissing me on the cheek and giving me a super long soft hug. Now, that would be quite the moment! Ya catch my drift? 
It's a crying shame your hug brothel won't be based in Austin, Texas, USA, Face_of_Boo. 
29 Oct 2013, 6:56 pm
auntblabby
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29 Oct 2013, 10:11 pm
30 Oct 2013, 4:45 am
30 Oct 2013, 5:15 am
I've slept in a bed maybe 6 times this year.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
30 Oct 2013, 5:20 am
MadeUnderground wrote:
I've slept in a bed maybe 6 times this year.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
Maybe a weighted blanket would help. I wanted one of those, but I ended up getting this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Y8 ... UTF8&psc=1
Amazing blanket. Feels like I'm in a giant, puffy cloud.
There was also a recommendation I was given for a place that sells 6 lb weighted blankets for $60, which is apparently really cheap.
http://www.etsy.com/search?includes%5B0 ... ket&page=1
30 Oct 2013, 8:07 am
Kinme wrote:
MadeUnderground wrote:
I've slept in a bed maybe 6 times this year.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
Maybe a weighted blanket would help. I wanted one of those, but I ended up getting this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Y8 ... UTF8&psc=1
Amazing blanket. Feels like I'm in a giant, puffy cloud.
There was also a recommendation I was given for a place that sells 6 lb weighted blankets for $60, which is apparently really cheap.
http://www.etsy.com/search?includes%5B0 ... ket&page=1
I could get that... Or I could just enlist the help of a warm soft skinned female. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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30 Oct 2013, 5:08 pm
30 Oct 2013, 5:35 pm
auntblabby wrote:
I've been saving all my pennies, nickels and dimes, and one day [hopefully before I fall apart physically] I will get me a real doll.
Is your name Lars by any chance?
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30 Oct 2013, 5:50 pm
Stalk wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
I've been saving all my pennies, nickels and dimes, and one day [hopefully before I fall apart physically] I will get me a real doll.
Is your name Lars by any chance?
nope
I saw that flick, btw, and it seriously messed with my head 
30 Oct 2013, 5:55 pm
MadeUnderground wrote:
Kinme wrote:
MadeUnderground wrote:
I've slept in a bed maybe 6 times this year.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
Maybe a weighted blanket would help. I wanted one of those, but I ended up getting this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Y8 ... UTF8&psc=1
Amazing blanket. Feels like I'm in a giant, puffy cloud.
There was also a recommendation I was given for a place that sells 6 lb weighted blankets for $60, which is apparently really cheap.
http://www.etsy.com/search?includes%5B0 ... ket&page=1
I could get that... Or I could just enlist the help of a warm soft skinned female. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Like a cat? Cats are soft.
30 Oct 2013, 10:05 pm
Kinme wrote:
MadeUnderground wrote:
Kinme wrote:
MadeUnderground wrote:
I've slept in a bed maybe 6 times this year.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
Maybe a weighted blanket would help. I wanted one of those, but I ended up getting this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Y8 ... UTF8&psc=1
Amazing blanket. Feels like I'm in a giant, puffy cloud.
There was also a recommendation I was given for a place that sells 6 lb weighted blankets for $60, which is apparently really cheap.
http://www.etsy.com/search?includes%5B0 ... ket&page=1
I could get that... Or I could just enlist the help of a warm soft skinned female. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Like a cat? Cats are soft.
I'm actually quite terrified of cats. Although, women remind me of them. Mysterious, unpredictable and emotionally available only when they choose to be.
Also the whole smooth sexy walk thing..
31 Oct 2013, 1:32 am
MadeUnderground wrote:
Kinme wrote:
MadeUnderground wrote:
Kinme wrote:
MadeUnderground wrote:
I've slept in a bed maybe 6 times this year.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
I prefer to sleep on the couch in my room. It makes me feel snuggled and protected.
Maybe a weighted blanket would help. I wanted one of those, but I ended up getting this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Y8 ... UTF8&psc=1
Amazing blanket. Feels like I'm in a giant, puffy cloud.
There was also a recommendation I was given for a place that sells 6 lb weighted blankets for $60, which is apparently really cheap.
http://www.etsy.com/search?includes%5B0 ... ket&page=1
I could get that... Or I could just enlist the help of a warm soft skinned female. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Like a cat? Cats are soft.
I'm actually quite terrified of cats. Although, women remind me of them. Mysterious, unpredictable and emotionally available only when they choose to be.
Also the whole smooth sexy walk thing..
Cats are awesome, lol. I wish I could be a yoshi. Sorry, that was random.
31 Oct 2013, 3:58 am
