The Southern Thread (how to talk to Southerners)

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^^^^^^Does not work with all of them,you might get it swatted put of your hand.That only works with bible thumpers.Somebody wave one at me and I'm slamming the door in their face.

oh, great. Im from oregon, but ''talk like a southern''. The ladies usually think Im from the south. when I get really rolling with the ladies, ( talking to them)
I really start sounding more southernish.

alot of times I have a beard, and eccentric too. So perhaps oregonian girls think Im some southern guy trying to pick them up or something.

I'm not sure. I think that a lot of women used to become moist from watching this scene

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M25sE8Ccapc[/youtube]

But nowadays, the ladies in the audience would be yelling "Rape!"

^^^
I sure wish I were that powerful.

Oh, not at all. I love that scene. If you remember a while back I was actually searching for my own Rhett. Both Ole Boy and my husband claimed that role and I had to choose one. I hope to God I chose right. Ole Boy is more the type to do that though. ::sigh::

Elly May's First Date

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVi0d9bF44[/youtube]

May be some good pointers in this episode.

Ellie Mae is actually a realtor now in Beverly Hills.

^^^^She is suppose to have been hopelessly in love with Elvis.
The folklore on The Beverly Hillbillies was amazingly accurate.

^^^
I bet that photo shoot was a hoot for all involved
donna douglas also played a serious dramatic role in one twilight zone episode.

I had the hots for Jethro. Which may explain how I put up with the stupid hot guy for as long as I did. But he dated Donna Douglas and also Sharon Tate.

the alphas get their pick, for sure.

Well, one of my favorite alphas is all in a big ole hurt at the moment. I'm also kind of upset myself and don't know what I feel anymore.

One thing that I do know is that Texan is very different than Southern!

'Em suthun gals gots a way of tellin ya to go to Hell 'at makes y'all look ford ta tha trip.

("Ford" = the direction in front of you)

I once asked a cute gal from Huntsville for a date. It took me a week to figure out what she really meant when she she smiled sweetly and said something that sounded like "Uh-uh ... ya yay-n-key ah-yes-howl!"

When my son went up to Detroit and worked he said that everyone asked the work crew if they were from Texas,they began to get slightly miffed,Arkansas ain't Texas and we don't talk like them. But the ladies loved his accent,but he's a good looking fella,they didn't have to understand him to ogle him
Once I had a Connecticut Yankee make fun of the way I say orange,I say arrrnge.
My joke is that we speak the King's English,Elvis was the King.

At so rot.