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PsychoSarah
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23 May 2013, 8:27 am

No chance of you being killed, or no chance of you being castrated?



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23 May 2013, 8:30 am

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I'm still waiting for the cage match. I'll totally take you and Kjas on. :P


Ohh both of us? Someone is feeling confident today :lol:

Do you really drink tears for breakfast? 8O


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23 May 2013, 8:30 am

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No chance of you being killed, or no chance of you being castrated?

Both. I'm not saying I'm invincible, but you will have to force me, no one castrates me without their face in a bucket.


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23 May 2013, 8:50 am

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meems wrote:
I'm still waiting for the cage match. I'll totally take you and Kjas on. :P


Ohh both of us? Someone is feeling confident today :lol:

Do you really drink tears for breakfast? 8O


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23 May 2013, 8:52 am

appletheclown wrote:
PsychoSarah wrote:
No chance of you being killed, or no chance of you being castrated?

Both. I'm not saying I'm invincible, but you will have to force me, no one castrates me without their face in a bucket.


That's because you didn't see meems with the chainsaw yet, it would make your balls fall on their own.



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23 May 2013, 8:57 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
PsychoSarah wrote:
No chance of you being killed, or no chance of you being castrated?

Both. I'm not saying I'm invincible, but you will have to force me, no one castrates me without their face in a bucket.


That's because you didn't see meems with the chainsaw yet, it would make your balls fall on their own.


I... only want to play! :(


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23 May 2013, 9:02 am

Pff! I'm way too attached to my privates and the little strings that are responsible for my ability to one day produce offspring.



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23 May 2013, 9:04 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
PsychoSarah wrote:
No chance of you being killed, or no chance of you being castrated?

Both. I'm not saying I'm invincible, but you will have to force me, no one castrates me without their face in a bucket.


That's because you didn't see meems with the chainsaw yet, it would make your balls fall on their own.


Chainsaws don't scare me. Machetes, tomahawks, pickaxes, double bit axes, hatchets, chainsaws, pitchforks, torches, grass hooks, scythes, grass whips, sickles, sledges, fishing spears, and others are all TOOLS commonly used for GARDENING in my own back yard, I know how to avoid them. All you do is put water in the gas tank, or short circuit it.


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23 May 2013, 9:14 am

Would I be able to keep my testicles in a jar by my bed afterwards? I'm quite attached to them........



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23 May 2013, 9:27 am

I wonder if becoming an eunuch would make me as cool as Varys :chin:

Nope, still not worth it.

Chainsaws! Now I wonder if I should believe everything Boo says :lol: The jello would make it malfunction anyway~


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23 May 2013, 9:43 am

I find the overwhelmingly male response amusing. :lol:



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23 May 2013, 9:47 am

I WANT TO SEE THE TOOLS.



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23 May 2013, 9:47 am

Well, castrating a male would be as easy as

Code:
1 APPLY FIST to BALLS
2 GOTO 1

Until the desired results are achieved. You gals are a bit more protected on that regard though :P


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23 May 2013, 9:48 am

appletheclown wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
PsychoSarah wrote:
No chance of you being killed, or no chance of you being castrated?

Both. I'm not saying I'm invincible, but you will have to force me, no one castrates me without their face in a bucket.


That's because you didn't see meems with the chainsaw yet, it would make your balls fall on their own.


Chainsaws don't scare me. Machetes, tomahawks, pickaxes, double bit axes, hatchets, chainsaws, pitchforks, torches, grass hooks, scythes, grass whips, sickles, sledges, fishing spears, and others are all TOOLS commonly used for GARDENING in my own back yard, I know how to avoid them. All you do is put water in the gas tank, or short circuit it.


Wait till it gets too close to your precious :lol:



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23 May 2013, 10:03 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I WANT TO SEE THE TOOLS.

[img][800:524]http://i.imgur.com/p6FVdkR.jpg[/img]


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23 May 2013, 10:07 am

I just read the article about this girl, woman, whatever she is. All my feminist joking on this site aside, I think she's evil and crazy. 8O She must have a terrible relationship with her father if she wants to castrate men on Father's Day. I love my dad, I have a good relationship with him. And my uncles, my grandfather, my male cousins and... yes, even my brother. :heart: