19 Jan 2007, 10:59 pm
19 Jan 2007, 11:04 pm
19 Jan 2007, 11:04 pm
19 Jan 2007, 11:15 pm
Female Red Mages like me are none of those things he listed. 
19 Jan 2007, 11:18 pm
19 Jan 2007, 11:21 pm
Well let's see how I measure up...
1. They smell pretty
Well, that depends on my "have I bathed" status.
2. They have gentle faces
Strictly in the eye of the beholder.
3. Their skin is soft like dove soap
True.
4. They have calming voices
Sometimes.
5. Their hair feels nice
True.
6. They want flowers
True, but I still think it's a waste of money.
7. They like cuddling
Sorry . Not really.
8. They want to be held
Sometimes.
9. They'll mate with us
Sometimes.
10. Sometimes their voice is squeaky when they're excited
Uhm... 
I don't think I squeak!
11. They tell us what to do sometimes
True!
12. We have the chance to bathe them
Maybe.
19 Jan 2007, 11:46 pm
We get it, you want a GF. Do something about it.
Was that referring to me or the OP? Tell me I'm not going crazy here...
Pretty stupid thread anyway.
19 Jan 2007, 11:48 pm
We get it, you want a GF. Do something about it.
Pretty stupid thread anyway.
OP. Am getting concerned for his sanity and coming from me, that should worry anyone.
19 Jan 2007, 11:52 pm
Phew. Tell me about it 
19 Jan 2007, 11:56 pm
20 Jan 2007, 12:40 am
20 Jan 2007, 12:57 am
12. We have the chance to bathe them
This one disturbs me....
Um, we can bathe ourselves....In fact I rather like privacy when doing this.
Well, you know, I don't want to French kiss anybody, even if I would marry them.
To be honest...I can see your point with that one. I mean, I have only french-kissed one guy...and it was kinda gross...It wasn't entirely horrible...but I never saw the big deal. Regular kisses are a whole lot better. However, since I lack so much experience I have simply convinced myself that at that time I sucked at kissing and he was too kind to say so
20 Jan 2007, 1:05 am
12. We have the chance to bathe them
This one disturbs me....
Um, we can bathe ourselves....In fact I rather like privacy when doing this.
Well, you know, I don't want to French kiss anybody, even if I would marry them.
To be honest...I can see your point with that one. I mean, I have only french-kissed one guy...and it was kinda gross...It wasn't entirely horrible...but I never saw the big deal. Regular kisses are a whole lot better. However, since I lack so much experience I have simply convinced myself that at that time I sucked at kissing and he was too kind to say so
What about Spanish kisses? They're just like French kisses, but lower down.
Maybe this thread should now go in the adult section, ahem.
20 Jan 2007, 1:31 am
12. We have the chance to bathe them
This one disturbs me....
Um, we can bathe ourselves....In fact I rather like privacy when doing this.
Well, you know, I don't want to French kiss anybody, even if I would marry them.
To be honest...I can see your point with that one. I mean, I have only french-kissed one guy...and it was kinda gross...It wasn't entirely horrible...but I never saw the big deal. Regular kisses are a whole lot better. However, since I lack so much experience I have simply convinced myself that at that time I sucked at kissing and he was too kind to say so
What about Spanish kisses? They're just like French kisses, but lower down.
Maybe this thread should now go in the adult section, ahem.
That's hilarious
20 Jan 2007, 1:34 am
Um...Never heard of a Spanish kiss, and not understanding what exactly it is...
I have never even been kissed on my neck, or below 
(And yeah...I'm 22, and yes, I have dated. But I'm a good girl, okay?)
20 Jan 2007, 1:38 am
I have never even been kissed on my neck, or below
(And yeah...I'm 22, and yes, I have dated. But I'm a good girl, okay?)
He is saying that because France and Spain connect geographically lol
