Would you consider having sex with a 3 headed red duck ?

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Would you consider having sex with a 3 headed red duck ?

oh, HELL yeah !	28%	[ 7 ]
I need to change my underwear just from thinking about it !	16%	[ 4 ]
A standard red duck, yes.... but a freakish 3 headed red duck... no.	0%	[ 0 ]
It would depend on whether the mutant duck was hot, or not	20%	[ 5 ]
Only if it had three bags over its heads	0%	[ 0 ]
(O.o) No.... dafuq... why would you even.... just, no.	36%	[ 9 ]

Total votes : 25

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26 Oct 2013, 3:48 pm

Yeah, and it's screwed up every thread you've posted on.

You're bad, man.

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26 Oct 2013, 3:52 pm

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26 Oct 2013, 3:55 pm

This is like the best thread in the history of the universe and you're going to get it locked.

Just like some twonk got the rick rolling thread locked.

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26 Oct 2013, 3:55 pm

Is that what you think about when you quack off?

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26 Oct 2013, 3:59 pm

No, I wouldn't want to have sex with you, ladywoof.

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26 Oct 2013, 3:59 pm

I thought my computer had f****d up at first. So it came as a relief to find it was down to the work of the youngsta. :lol:

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26 Oct 2013, 4:54 pm

They appear to have disabled the 'ignore' function in the forums here. Does anyone know how to put someone on ignore here? Or turn off these vanity titles?

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26 Oct 2013, 5:05 pm

Sharkbait wrote:

They appear to have disabled the 'ignore' function in the forums here. Does anyone know how to put someone on ignore here? Or turn off these vanity titles?

You can't, unfortunately.

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26 Oct 2013, 5:06 pm

If this duck has no teeth, then perhaps.
Edit: Cody, WTF is going on with your @@@'s! lol. You're making the forum chunky!

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26 Oct 2013, 7:53 pm

JanuaryMan wrote:

Edit: Cody, WTF is going on with your @@@'s! lol. You're making the forum chunky!

That was exactly why I asked that, actually. :lol:

Thanks so much, Cody! That was killing me, but I don't have the right to ask anyone to change to accommodate the ... panic? I don't know what it was doing to me. It was definitely making me want to dig into the page template code to fix it, though. Thanks for getting rid of it, Cody.

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26 Oct 2013, 8:17 pm

I didn't do it. The mod removed it and edited my privileges so I can't make custom ranks anymore. Thank cornflake.

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26 Oct 2013, 8:28 pm

Everyone here is obviously from the city.I raised ducks before.The male duck has a penis like a rotini noodle.I can no longer eat rotini noodles after seeing what happened in the duck pen.
The only duck I'm interested in is a baked one.

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