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Would you have a perfectly-programmable-person-in-every-possible-way substitute for a partner?
Yes 56%  56%  [ 14 ]
No 44%  44%  [ 11 ]
Total votes : 25

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02 Nov 2013, 2:11 pm

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Tiger, I am programmed to please you ;).

Please, assume the position.


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :arrow:

Three people voted no *coughs liars liars liars!*

Please note that this thread was not influenced by some 80s w*nkfest. It was influenced by another thread, my recent trip to Homebase and a Mr P.K.Dick....stop laughing.


You homorobophobe.



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02 Nov 2013, 2:38 pm

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Mr Otaku is in heaven as we speak.

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It would be a great laugh for social occasions! :D


Yeah yeah yeah, like that's your only reason! "Ooh, let's whip it out for dinner parties". Then you shove it back underneath the stairs like some sort of first-generation Dyson.

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How much?


A quid/dollar/euro cheaper than the PS4 will be.

Special offer - buy two, pay twice the price! :lol:
I wouldnt put mine away Id keep her out and she can cosplay and play video games with me watch anime and make out and also some other things.... :oops: she would have super human strength like Dorothy from Big Oh so she can protect me as well hehe!


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03 Nov 2013, 3:18 am

No because I would not have an emotional connection to a stepford wife


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03 Nov 2013, 5:51 am

Would she be targeted by Blade Runners?



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03 Nov 2013, 8:10 am

Ah. You got me there, Swampy...



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03 Nov 2013, 8:23 am

I'll still take one.
I don't want someone else to program her though, I might get a virus.
By the way, do Trojans protect you from Trojans?



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03 Nov 2013, 8:27 am

You want a wooden horse as well? You and your fantasies! :P

(sees a gap in the market for wooden horse fetish)



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03 Nov 2013, 5:10 pm

Mine would be a physical duplicate of my 25-year old self, accept a duplicate of my personality into its programming, and be 'awakened' only at the moment of my death.



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03 Nov 2013, 6:18 pm

:lol: It's like this ...
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/davecat-tells-how-he-married-a-realdoll-named-sidore-kuroneko/story-fnet09p2-1226729924053

Who would like to have two "bisexual" robots, who are "lovers" ?
;-)

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it would take a very long time to get over the fact I've objectified women to the point I got a sentient love doll.


It wouldn't be sentient, though.... just programmed to behave as though it were sentient.



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03 Nov 2013, 6:26 pm

You could film them, make good porno, and make a heap of cash.

You see, there's not much lateral thinking going on. People are thinking of them in terms of the perfect lover, but maybe someone's idea is just to make the tea and nod their head. And, of course, they could go out and hold down a job - bringing money in.

This quote made me laugh.

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it would take a very long time to get over the fact I've objectified women to the point I got a sentient love doll.


Who said they have to be a sentinent love doll? That poster did! :P Joking aside...

Would it take a long time? If everyone else was doing it, and it became socially acceptable (like talking to people on the internet and having a cell/mobile once was not), I doubt this very much. And if pretty much every woman was doing the same with their fantasy bit of technology, I don't think it would cost many a thought at all.

But that's not the point of the thread...hehe.



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03 Nov 2013, 6:27 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:lol: It's like this ...
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/davecat-tells-how-he-married-a-realdoll-named-sidore-kuroneko/story-fnet09p2-1226729924053

Who would like to have two "bisexual" robots, who are "lovers" ?
;-)

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it would take a very long time to get over the fact I've objectified women to the point I got a sentient love doll.


It wouldn't be sentient, though.... just programmed to behave as though it were sentient.


Oh my, now I want at least a dozen!



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03 Nov 2013, 6:28 pm

Fnord wrote:
Mine would be a physical duplicate of my 25-year old self, accept a duplicate of my personality into its programming, and be 'awakened' only at the moment of my death.


Your fantasy is your 25 year old self...Well, fair enough :D

I'm being naughty, sorry. You wouldn't buy two?



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03 Nov 2013, 6:30 pm

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You could film them, make good porno, and make a heap of cash.


Considering how fake a lot of the women porn stars look/behave, and the size of many of the guys' dicks... it wouldn't surprise me if that was happening already.
;-)

I think it would be an interesting use of technology.
You could indeed send it out to do a job... and like in "Ghost in the Shell"... who would even realise that it wasn't human if the speech and behaviour algorithms were advanced enough for it to pass as one ?

You could play Co-op computer games with it, and make it do all of your housework and stuff.
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03 Nov 2013, 6:41 pm

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03 Nov 2013, 11:03 pm

I think creating the perfect robot girl you guys are talking about would work something like this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb1lcIugxOk[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu0TXl15PgU[/youtube]


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04 Nov 2013, 12:11 am

This robot girlfriend does hilarious things - such as drinking her perfume rather than wearing it. Then she does nice perfumed burps into her boyfriend's face. 0:47

When she gets drunk, it's also rather funny. See 0:41.

Of course, what her boyfriend really wants to know is whether her boobs are real, and whether or not she is capable of having sex. 0:34

I like this film. I think it's really funny.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY1U-a2lWH4[/youtube]