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18 Dec 2013, 4:47 pm

Assuming my personality was still more or less the same I guess I'd still look for the same things as now, when I'm male.

One slight difference is that I'd look for a guy who is not "whipped" and not "whippable" and not so desperate for sex that he can be manipulated by it. I really resent that and have little respect for such guys now, so, if I was still me, I presume I would still resent it as a female - even if I had the chance to take advantage of it then. (Not that I would want a woman who can be manipulated with sex - I only say it's a difference, because that doesn't seem to be an issue with women.)

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20 Dec 2013, 5:20 am

sonofghandi wrote:

pete1061 wrote:

If I was female I'd be a lesbian.

I honestly have no idea what women see in us.
Men are disgusting creatures.

^this

I'm not sure how a woman can look at a naked man and not burst into laughter.

They get horny over an attractive naked male in the same manner you do over an attractive naked female.

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20 Dec 2013, 5:31 am

If I was female....I would wish to be male in my period and get my revenge by being bitchy with them.

Hey wait, *checking profile*; I AM female!! !

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20 Dec 2013, 5:38 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

If I was female....I would wish to be male in my period and get my revenge by being bitchy with them.

Hey wait, *checking profile*; I AM female!! !

You forgot to change the DOB to display that you're 29 like a genuine internet-chick.

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20 Dec 2013, 6:09 am

I just keep having lesbian fantasies now :roll:

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20 Dec 2013, 10:15 am

babybird wrote:

What would you look for in a male?

If I was female, I might still like females. Hah, masterful cop out

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20 Dec 2013, 11:00 am

I'd certainly want someone who respected me as a person, and didn't expect me to do much housework -- any housework, actually. I already kind of like the idea of finding someone who would be a good provider, so I'd probably lean even more in that direction if the social expectations were not against it, as they are for men.

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20 Dec 2013, 3:58 pm

I would look for someone funny, intelligent and as far as looks go, David Bowie is sexy so someone who looks kinda like him

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20 Dec 2013, 4:14 pm

^ lol David Bowie? just go with your gay needs man, don't hold back

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20 Dec 2013, 4:47 pm

Liking David Bowie isn't gay. Licking David Bowie isn't even gay. I honestly expect gay guys to agree.

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20 Dec 2013, 5:05 pm

jrjones9933 wrote:

Liking David Bowie isn't gay. Licking David Bowie isn't even gay. I honestly expect gay guys to agree.

OMG that's like the gayest thing I have ever heard. I will be astonished if all gay guys don't agree with me.

Anyway, can someone explain to me why gay guys seem to have a thing for me? I mean, I am not even remotely Kylie-like or anything, it's just bloody weird.

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20 Dec 2013, 5:29 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

I'd be extremely nerdy so no guy would see me as attractive! :lol:

You'd think that, but being a girl who says anything slightly nerdy online is basically signing herself up for a lifetime supply of creepy messages.

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20 Dec 2013, 5:56 pm

babybird wrote:

What would you look for in a male?

Just a question

If I was a woman and still had Asperger's syndrome, I'd probably be less likely to be socially conditioned into liking sparkling vampires and upper-class pretty boys.

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20 Dec 2013, 6:35 pm

Kurgan wrote:

babybird wrote:

What would you look for in a male?

Just a question

If I was a woman and still had Asperger's syndrome, I'd probably be less likely to be socially conditioned into liking sparkling vampires and upper-class pretty boys.

And werewolves with shirt allergies.

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20 Dec 2013, 6:38 pm

leafplant wrote:

jrjones9933 wrote:

Liking David Bowie isn't gay. Licking David Bowie isn't even gay. I honestly expect gay guys to agree.

Gayest? Really?

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20 Dec 2013, 6:42 pm

No. I was joking. Who peed in your cereal?

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