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20 May 2014, 3:18 pm

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When I saw the title and author of this thread, I knew it would be about the OPs naval fetish. He's mentioned it in nearly every thread I've seen him post it on. He's obsessed.


Nothing wrong with an obsession with naval warfare, I for one love the navy, though I don't plan on ever being in it.


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20 May 2014, 3:25 pm

modernmax wrote:
Geekonychus wrote:
When I saw the title and author of this thread, I knew it would be about the OPs naval fetish. He's mentioned it in nearly every thread I've seen him post it on. He's obsessed.


Nothing wrong with an obsession with naval warfare, I for one love the navy, though I don't plan on ever being in it.


Thanks! I misread what he wrote. I do like ships, and boats, and submarines, an watercraft in general. I'd like to have a nice pontoon boat for fishing.



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20 May 2014, 3:47 pm

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'Cute stunts' for the non-astute see-you-next-tuesday...


:salut: :hail:

:lmao:



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20 May 2014, 3:59 pm

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'Cute stunts' for the non-astute see-you-next-tuesday...


:salut: :hail:

:lmao:


So, if you don't like those, what sort of cute stunts do you like?



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20 May 2014, 4:08 pm

Not using cheap tricks to manipulate people.



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20 May 2014, 4:30 pm

Print out endless pages of whiny L&D discussions and stick it wherever it fits.



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20 May 2014, 4:34 pm

SoftwareEngineer wrote:
Eureka13 wrote:
Hopper wrote:
'Cute stunts' for the non-astute see-you-next-tuesday...


:salut: :hail:

:lmao:


So, if you don't like those, what sort of cute stunts do you like?


Is it not generally true that Aspies despise surprises?

I have nothing against teasing, joking, general silliness, and outright, over-the-top affection, but save the cute stunts for the guys at the office.



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20 May 2014, 5:51 pm

Eureka13 wrote:
SoftwareEngineer wrote:
Eureka13 wrote:
Hopper wrote:
'Cute stunts' for the non-astute see-you-next-tuesday...


:salut: :hail:

:lmao:


So, if you don't like those, what sort of cute stunts do you like?


Is it not generally true that Aspies despise surprises?

I have nothing against teasing, joking, general silliness, and outright, over-the-top affection, but save the cute stunts for the guys at the office.


So, if I a guy talks for cats and says silly things on their behalf, would that be a good kind of cute?



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20 May 2014, 7:07 pm

SoftwareEngineer wrote:
modernmax wrote:
Geekonychus wrote:
When I saw the title and author of this thread, I knew it would be about the OPs naval fetish. He's mentioned it in nearly every thread I've seen him post it on. He's obsessed.


Nothing wrong with an obsession with naval warfare, I for one love the navy, though I don't plan on ever being in it.


Thanks! I misread what he wrote. I do like ships, and boats, and submarines, an watercraft in general. I'd like to have a nice pontoon boat for fishing.


:lol:



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20 May 2014, 8:20 pm

That's strange, none of the stunts in this thread sound cute, amusing, or even in good humor.



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20 May 2014, 8:30 pm

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Replace her birth control pills with placebos.


That could backfire.


Not if you do it right. Make sure the dupes look (and maybe even taste) like the real thing, you don't want her munching on Skittles and catching onto your little trick.


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20 May 2014, 8:36 pm

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Replace her birth control pills with placebos.


Part of the birth control pill is a placebo. That's when it induces her period.



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20 May 2014, 9:28 pm

I just saw this on Facebook. This is definitely a cute stunt.

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20 May 2014, 9:29 pm

SabbraCadabra wrote:
SoftwareEngineer wrote:
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Replace her birth control pills with placebos.


That could backfire.


Not if you do it right. Make sure the dupes look (and maybe even taste) like the real thing, you don't want her munching on Skittles and catching onto your little trick.


I'm sure tampering with someone's medication is a criminal offense.



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20 May 2014, 9:49 pm

SoftwareEngineer wrote:
Eureka13 wrote:
SoftwareEngineer wrote:
Eureka13 wrote:
Hopper wrote:
'Cute stunts' for the non-astute see-you-next-tuesday...


:salut: :hail:

:lmao:


So, if you don't like those, what sort of cute stunts do you like?


Is it not generally true that Aspies despise surprises?

I have nothing against teasing, joking, general silliness, and outright, over-the-top affection, but save the cute stunts for the guys at the office.


So, if I a guy talks for cats and says silly things on their behalf, would that be a good kind of cute?


It's a bit sophomoric (I think the kids these days call that "lame"), but less offensive than the other examples.



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21 May 2014, 5:13 am

The joke, she is dead.


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