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04 Jun 2014, 1:45 pm

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04 Jun 2014, 2:45 pm

I wish there was a kudos system here, because we need one for great ideas like these.


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04 Jun 2014, 11:39 pm

Can't not post this in this thread.. NSFW language:

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05 Jun 2014, 12:45 am

Tonight, Smurfs will be hiding under your bed. If you go to sleep...



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05 Jun 2014, 1:55 am

I remember there were a couple kid smurfs & one was a girl so Smurfette was NOT the only female in the village.


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05 Jun 2014, 2:06 am

nick007 wrote:
I remember there were a couple kid smurfs & one was a girl so Smurfette was NOT the only female in the village.


Yes but:
http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Sassette_Smurfling

It's the same evil formula -___-



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05 Jun 2014, 3:16 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
nick007 wrote:
I remember there were a couple kid smurfs & one was a girl so Smurfette was NOT the only female in the village.


Yes but:
http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Sassette_Smurfling

It's the same evil formula -___-
She remained a tomboy thou.

I should thank you for reminding me of that show. I haven't seen it sense I was little & am pirating the series now :D


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05 Jun 2014, 10:10 am

Clever observations. I have had a suspicion all along that the school district was using Smurf books as their sex education textbook in middle school.



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05 Jun 2014, 12:32 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjRgfb3DBF8[/youtube][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FKPgoZE30M[/youtube]


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06 Jun 2014, 6:17 am

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Why she only has a pistol while him a shotgun and pistol???

SEXISM!! ! :lol:



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06 Jun 2014, 8:30 am

She has a small derringer in her bra and one strapped to a garter belt.


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06 Jun 2014, 4:58 pm

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The Mr. Smurf Contest was a one-time event held by the Smurfs in the cartoon episode "The Mr. Smurf Contest". It was created and hosted by Sassette as a way for the Smurfs to fairly compete for being the one that will take Smurfette to the Harvest Moon Ball that Papa Smurf was holding. Smurfette acted as a judge for the contestants in the various parts of the contest, which included a personal entrance, a group dance, a talent display, and a question that each contestant must answer regarding what they would do with Smurfette.
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However, by the end of the contest, Smurfette was unable to pick a single winner among the contestants because they were all "so smurfy" in their own way, and decided that all of the contestants can take her to the ball,

http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Smurf_ ... 28event%29


:lol: LOL... what ! !??



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06 Jun 2014, 5:08 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:
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The Mr. Smurf Contest was a one-time event held by the Smurfs in the cartoon episode "The Mr. Smurf Contest". It was created and hosted by Sassette as a way for the Smurfs to fairly compete for being the one that will take Smurfette to the Harvest Moon Ball that Papa Smurf was holding. Smurfette acted as a judge for the contestants in the various parts of the contest, which included a personal entrance, a group dance, a talent display, and a question that each contestant must answer regarding what they would do with Smurfette.
[...]
However, by the end of the contest, Smurfette was unable to pick a single winner among the contestants because they were all "so smurfy" in their own way, and decided that all of the contestants can take her to the ball,

http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Smurf_ ... 28event%29


:lol: LOL... what ! !??


She loves men indeed.



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06 Jun 2014, 6:03 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
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The Mr. Smurf Contest was a one-time event held by the Smurfs in the cartoon episode "The Mr. Smurf Contest". It was created and hosted by Sassette as a way for the Smurfs to fairly compete for being the one that will take Smurfette to the Harvest Moon Ball that Papa Smurf was holding. Smurfette acted as a judge for the contestants in the various parts of the contest, which included a personal entrance, a group dance, a talent display, and a question that each contestant must answer regarding what they would do with Smurfette.
[...]
However, by the end of the contest, Smurfette was unable to pick a single winner among the contestants because they were all "so smurfy" in their own way, and decided that all of the contestants can take her to the ball,

http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Smurf_ ... 28event%29


:lol: LOL... what ! !??


She loves men indeed.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_7Nxz_a0w[/youtube]


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06 Jun 2014, 6:17 pm

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However, by the end of the contest, Smurfette was unable to pick a single winner among the contestants because they were all "so smurfy" in their own way, and decided that all of the contestants can take her to the ball...


So, she's a team player. Per chance, is she also a member of the Femen?



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06 Jun 2014, 7:28 pm

I guess all the smurfs have blue balls. :D


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