How do you dance?

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in the words of Genesis-I Can't Dance

Dance like an idiot. Just as fun as dancing properly, but 100% guaranteed to make a fool out of yourself!

If by dance you mean headbanging, moshing, and stagediving, then yeah, I dance.

I don't.

I usually use my legs.

I tried...and it sucked. 'dancing is expressing yourself' then I'm a fool

How do I dance?

Simply put: I don't. Dancing in public seems like a recipe for disaster, since I have virtually no physical co-ordination and my reaction to exhibiting myself like that in public is abject horror.

i don't dance. i've never had any interest in learning, and i have very poor coordination anyway. so i won't take up somehting i'm not interested in in the first place and that i could never do well.

I dance sometimes but the only dance I know is Basic Tango.
Most of the students at my HS thought I was an ass when I did a demonstration for Valentine's Day.

Dancing blows.

What do you mean by "dance"?

One time there was this greasy emo kid with a moustache trying to dance at a concert I went to. He was jumping up and down really fast and holding his arms up at 90 degree angles like he was doing chin-ups. All the while he was shaking his head around and making weird faces like he was constipated or something. I "accidentally" elbowed him in the stomach on my way out of the building.

The moral of the story is: If you can't dance, then don't dance.

Like I'm having a seizure. XD A lot of vibrating, head-banging, motions that look like I'm being electricuted or having arm spasms, some finger-flicking...it makes for a comical "ret*d kid moshing" type of craziness. Not a lot of footwork.

I have never actually seen anyone dance before in person (of course I've seen it on the TV and movies though). I grew up in a community where it was considered a very evil thing to do.

I'm very good at it.

Nobody to dance with though.