How To Get Tons Of Matches On Tinder Even If Your Butt Ugly

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How Succesful Are You On Tinder?

I don't even have a Tinder	62%	[ 18 ]
I'm a hot girl. I could write in my bio, I take loud massive dumps and still get 1000+ matches	7%	[ 2 ]
I'm so ugly even the bots swipe no on me	3%	[ 1 ]
I get a few matches here and there	3%	[ 1 ]
Iv'e been on a few dates through the app	0%	[ 0 ]
I'm a sex god, I bang hoes on there like it's a hobby	10%	[ 3 ]
I like binge watching teletubbies and watching grass die	14%	[ 4 ]

Total votes : 29

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11 Aug 2018, 1:57 pm

AnneOleson wrote:

Yes!! ! Please go for it. The more boys that do that (I assume OP you are only a boy, since you refer to girls), the easier it will be for women to pick the real, decent men. Also women don’t usually even go for sex gods if the sex god call them “hoes”. (As another aside, just because a woman sleeps with a man, or as the OP calls it - banging - it doesn’t make her a whore. ).

You must be fun at parties...

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11 Aug 2018, 2:00 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Honestly, you WP members are becoming more way too humorless every passing day.

MAYBE the joke isn't funny. We just want to help the poor souls who think that this sort of humour is good.

But yeah it looks like some people here actually thought the OP to be serious about it LOL.

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11 Aug 2018, 2:01 pm

I would pick the option "I am so hairy and butt fugly to the extent that the women delete their account and the whole app after seeing my fabulous furry pic"

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11 Aug 2018, 2:05 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

VegetableMan wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I don't think this thread is meant to be taken seriously at all.

Honestly, you WP members are becoming more way too humorless every passing day.

Where's Syd when we need her? Syd! Come over here! (I love this lad).

I thought everybody knew that it was, to be honest.

AnneOleson's reply to you reflects that it's not the case; and so the others.

I didn't read it as anything more than continuing the joke, to be honest. But after reading back over some of the comments I missed, I suspect you're right.

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11 Aug 2018, 2:08 pm

VegetableMan wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

VegetableMan wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I thought everybody knew that it was, to be honest.

AnneOleson's reply to you reflects that it's not the case; and so the others.

I didn't read it as anything more than continuing the joke, to be honest. But after reading back over some of the comments I missed, I suspect you're right.

Maybe the lack of humor here is getting me too, it's contagious!
Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

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11 Aug 2018, 2:13 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

VegetableMan wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

VegetableMan wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I thought everybody knew that it was, to be honest.

AnneOleson's reply to you reflects that it's not the case; and so the others.

I didn't read it as anything more than continuing the joke, to be honest. But after reading back over some of the comments I missed, I suspect you're right.

I don't think the sarcasm could really be missed in my statement, so I don't believe it was an attack on me. And yeah, I'm closing in on six decades. My skin is pretty damn thick!

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11 Aug 2018, 2:14 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

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11 Aug 2018, 3:01 pm

Due to my condition I'm often the last person to understand a joke. Sorry.

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11 Aug 2018, 5:44 pm

If your butt ugly then just don't upload pic of your butt. If your face handsome you'll be fine.

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11 Aug 2018, 6:10 pm

ShadowProphet wrote:

No I will just show up to the date with a buff suit on and wear stilts.

Don’t forget your gun.

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11 Aug 2018, 6:26 pm

hobojungle wrote:

ShadowProphet wrote:

No I will just show up to the date with a buff suit on and wear stilts.

Don’t forget your gun.

Haha, finally a joke I can understand intuitively.

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11 Aug 2018, 6:38 pm

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11 Aug 2018, 8:33 pm

Peacesells wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

You got it right! I admit I knew that this was meant as humour but I couldn’t help but point out some “trigger” words and yes I dare to say the word “trigger”. The poll was in humour, but it shows common double standards. Women are “girls” and “hoes”. The man who has sex though is a sex god, not a male hoe. And hoes get banged.

And I can be fun at parties too!

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11 Aug 2018, 10:10 pm

I don't think it's going to work OP but okay

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12 Aug 2018, 5:48 am

AnneOleson wrote:

Peacesells wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

The fact that you got triggered means you were serious...not joking.

Tsk tsk.

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12 Aug 2018, 6:09 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

AnneOleson wrote:

Peacesells wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

The fact that you got triggered means you were serious...not joking.

Tsk tsk.

So nice of you to accommodate ShadowProphet's perspective with such noble intent :lol:

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