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04 Apr 2023, 12:33 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

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^ World domination.

"That's done since ancient egypt, we're planing to dominate the next world".

Venus or Mars?

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04 Apr 2023, 12:35 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

^ World domination.

"That's done since ancient egypt, we're planing to dominate the next world".

Venus or Mars?

"In Alpha centauri, you primitive dimwit ape"- cat the conqueror.

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04 Apr 2023, 12:43 pm

:lol:

Endor would be nice. If I were a world-conquering cat, I think I’d choose Endor (actually a moon but whatever).

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04 Apr 2023, 12:46 pm

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funeralxempire wrote:

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^ World domination.

Gee Dodo, what should we do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Toto, plan to take over the world.

Animaniacs was one of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid.

The late 80s to sometime in the 90s was pretty much the best for quality tv animation.

I've got the box set for it and Pinky and the Brain. Well worth it.

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04 Apr 2023, 2:00 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

^ World domination.

Gee Dodo, what should we do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Toto, plan to take over the world.

Animaniacs was one of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid.

Same.

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04 Apr 2023, 3:41 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

You have to LISTEN better.

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04 Apr 2023, 3:43 pm

MatchboxVagabond wrote:

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I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

I think my cat is broken. He just keeps telling me that he's a cat. Yes, I know he's a cat, no need to rub it in.

Trade it in for a dog.
You won't regret it.

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04 Apr 2023, 3:45 pm

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Raleigh wrote:

My cat has feline dementia so I can never get a word in anyway.

I have the same issue with the MIL :mrgreen:

but seriously I think I have the same issue. I think she only uses two sentences (the cat), "feed me" and "cover me with the blanket"

My dog says:
"If you love me you will feed me."

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04 Apr 2023, 3:48 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I wonder what they were conspiring.

The usual.
Just being catty.

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04 Apr 2023, 5:42 pm

The last cat I tried to have a decent conversation with hacked up a hairball.

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04 Apr 2023, 10:16 pm

My cat bites my hair. She's a weirdo.

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05 Apr 2023, 4:43 am

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My cat bites my hair. She's a weirdo.

She's exerting her dominance.

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05 Apr 2023, 7:05 am

They see us as their slaves, I knew it.

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05 Apr 2023, 8:16 am

Dogs think their owner is God and worship us.
Cats think they are God and demand we worship them.

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05 Apr 2023, 10:32 am

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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05 Apr 2023, 1:23 pm

One of my Tomcats sprayed a visiting friend.Just jumped up on the table and let it rip.
We also had one that would sneak into peoples vehicles and spray.We had to warm people to keep windows rolled up.

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