Lets see: Current girl I cannot really talk to as because of some really perverted sense of fate, her AS brother is a client of the case management company I work part-time for, and because of some confidentiality forms, if I mention specific stuff to her or about her, I lose my job and could possibly go to jail. There are some photos of her on her blog, but I really shouldn't post them.
Last girl I liked was 3 days older than me, 5'8" (I'm 6'), brown wavy hair, and a tanned complexion that came as being 50-50 asian (mom is from India)-white. She rejected me, I tried leaving her alone, somebody says some idiotic rumor about me then liking her sister, then she goes postal threatening to call the cops on me if I didn't leave her family alone
Before that, 11th grade, the girl that would later become our class valedictorian. I cannot really tell her height but with high heels (she wore them on a daily basis) she was about 5"10. Perfectly straight coffee hair, very pale complexion, and a good body form. She learned I had a crush on her and after calling her for help with how to set up an ICEbox to balance an acid-basic equilibria equation, she said "No offense but...how did you get my number?" "I got it from Hudnell, who I asked the same question to." (She "ehhs" as if scared) "Look Caroline, I'm just calling about this question. Don't think I'm stalking you." "OK Mike but...can you do me a favor and don't call me again?" "(sighs) Sure thing Caroline" (hangs up).
In the time between these crushes, it's diffused between multiple people, at the same time (I try to force myself to be as superficial and shallow as otherwise I get carried away emotionally). Sometimes its people of unusual background (A 5'10" 50-25-25 Japanese-Irish-Jamacian hottie), sometimes another smart person (David our class valecdictorian, etc.). Nothing everr works though.