Terms of Endearment

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I just remembered:

Major Piece of Sh!t (not husband or groomer) called me “darling” once. I won’t repeat the sentence he used it in. I hope that wherever he is he’s miserable or dead. I’d say miserable AND dead, but I don’t like Hell for even the worst people that ever lived. Well, perhaps a few days would be nice… But not in the VIP room.

When I was 14, my bestie Kristy used to call me Torpedo because of something that happened when I smoked my first joint.

I still think of that when I hear the word Torpedo.

I likely have it in writing somewhere.

We watched an episode of Seinfeld where jerry and his girlfriend were calling each other schmoopie, so we started doing the same.
That lasted about a week.