What Is Your Ideal Man In Terms Of Physical Appearance?

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What is your ideal man in terms of physical appearance?
Jesus - beard, long hair, chiseled abs 60%  60%  [ 6 ]
John Candy - nice smile and cuddly 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
Michael Jordan - tall and athletic 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
Michael Jackson - creepy (checks out) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Jackie Chan - hiya 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
John Lennon - cool hippy 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
Robin Williams - those eyes… 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Luke Skywalker - dreamy 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Darth Vader - a man in uniform… 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
Patrick Stewart - old 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Richard Nixon - needs no description 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Bill Gates - nerd 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 10

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27 Jun 2023, 10:53 am

^ I was thinking men’s left elbows.

I’m getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.



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27 Jun 2023, 10:54 am

I don't fancy any of those. Although I'd like Robin Williams because he was funny.

I'm interested to see that Jesus has chiselled abs, I haven't read the Bible so I presume the information about his abs is in there somewhere :P


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27 Jun 2023, 10:56 am

^^

I'm going swimming.

Shall I post my swimwear options? Make a poll?

Are there any polls about poles?

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27 Jun 2023, 10:57 am

KitLily wrote:

I'm interested to see that Jesus has chiselled abs, I haven't read the Bible so I prseume the information about his abs is in there somewhere :P


and his electric guitars, pre-electricity.

mmm


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27 Jun 2023, 10:57 am

KitLily wrote:
I'm interested to see that Jesus has chiselled abs, I haven't read the Bible so I prseume the information about his abs is in there somewhere :P

It’s not in there. My former religion thought that Jesus must have had a perfect body (by today’s standards). :lol:



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27 Jun 2023, 11:05 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
^^

I'm going swimming.

Shall I post my swimwear options? Make a poll?

Are there any polls about poles?


I was thinking about starting one in the adult section.



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27 Jun 2023, 11:09 am

We have a stuffed Jesus somewhere.

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He's got Robin Williams eyes and John Candy huggability.

*Is that a song like Betty Davis Eyes?


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27 Jun 2023, 11:29 am

So cute!

My dog would tear him to shreds, though.



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27 Jun 2023, 1:30 pm

I should’ve included Weird Al and Edward Scissorhands, not Johnny Depp. Doh!



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27 Jun 2023, 3:29 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:
KitLily wrote:
I'm interested to see that Jesus has chiselled abs, I haven't read the Bible so I presume the information about his abs is in there somewhere :P

It’s not in there. My former religion thought that Jesus must have had a perfect body (by today’s standards). :lol:


What! The Bible doesn't include important details like that! Whatever next! :lol:

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KitLily wrote:
I'm interested to see that Jesus has chiselled abs, I haven't read the Bible so I presume the information about his abs is in there somewhere :P


and his electric guitars, pre-electricity.

mmm


And his laptop, TV and satnav :lol:


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27 Jun 2023, 4:23 pm

It is interesting that 13 men (or women, I guess) voted in the other poll but no replies were posted, while for this poll 5 women (or men?) voted yet there have been 25 replies.



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27 Jun 2023, 4:33 pm

rse92 wrote:
It is interesting that 13 men (or women, I guess) voted in the other poll but no replies were posted, while for this poll 5 women (or men?) voted yet there have been 25 replies.

Perhaps people are/were so overwhelmed by the sheer hunkiness in my poll that it made choosing too difficult.



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27 Jun 2023, 4:42 pm

I think it's because Twilight is so gosh-darned personable, we all want to chat with her.


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27 Jun 2023, 4:48 pm

Thanks! :D

That makes me feel much better! I was just scrolling through old posts which is, decidedly, not recommended.

Certain folks have used different adjectives to describe me, some who are no longer with us and some who still are.



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28 Jun 2023, 6:10 am

TwilightPrincess wrote:
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Anyone know if Jesus played bass?

Hmmm…

He strikes me as more of a drum player.


Muhammad on bass, Vishnu on keyboard


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28 Jun 2023, 6:13 am

Buddha could be the lead singer. He certainly has the sex appeal to pull it off.