sarahstilettos wrote:
Aridarr wrote:
Never trust a man with a beard. He has something to hide.
When men grow huge bushy beards its like a barrier against the rest of the world that says 'get away'! You can't really kiss a man who has one. I think it makes me subconsciously assume the guy doesn't want a girlfriend.
Ah, you've caught on to my strategy. I've been away from my wife since July, I've grown my beard long, and not a single woman has tried to seduce me.
Of course, I'm sure that I would have achieved the exact same result if I had been clean shaven.