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30 Nov 2007, 9:36 am

pandabear wrote:

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Typing in a computer isn't what I call flirting.

Is there another way to pick up sheilas via the computer?

Well, first describe how you'd "pick up" someone who's in another state or country. I see Aspie_Chav's point.
Does "pick up" mean they write you back?

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30 Nov 2007, 10:12 am

Yes, and so far I've only been able to pick up men.

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30 Nov 2007, 11:08 am

Thanks uncooperative ladies.

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30 Nov 2007, 11:26 am

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Thanks uncooperative ladies.

Just pm one. That's what I do.

But doing it in a sort-of "sign up here ladies" format is not going to get results.

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30 Nov 2007, 11:49 am

This is a silly thread.... :lol:

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30 Nov 2007, 12:42 pm

AH, a woman at last.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

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30 Nov 2007, 12:44 pm

Ahem.

It would be helpful, I think, if the women targeted could at least rate us on a scale of 1 to 10.

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30 Nov 2007, 12:47 pm

Anubis wrote:

Thanks uncooperative ladies.

Hey, hey, hey - some of us have been working all day and have only just got here. So go on, then....

*sits back, files nails and waits*

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30 Nov 2007, 2:01 pm

Excuse me, I find the sound of nails being filed to be very irritating. I would be greatly pleased to be able to trim your nails with my nail trimmer. :wink:

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30 Nov 2007, 2:24 pm

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Excuse me, I find the sound of nails being filed to be very irritating. I would be greatly pleased to be able to trim your nails with my nail trimmer. :wink:

You silver-tongued devil.

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30 Nov 2007, 3:54 pm

Ragtime wrote:

pandabear wrote:

Excuse me, I find the sound of nails being filed to be very irritating. I would be greatly pleased to be able to trim your nails with my nail trimmer. :wink:

You silver-tongued devil.

Hahahahaha :lol:

Takes one to know one, Ragtime :wink:

Hmmm, having my nails trimmed.... Does the trimmer catch the bits? I can't stand bits of nail debris which is why I file them.

7/10 for amusing imagery, good grammar and spelling, and good manners

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30 Nov 2007, 9:39 pm

I will graciously pick the bits up off the floor, and then delicately and sensuously massage your feet and tickle your toes.

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30 Nov 2007, 11:35 pm

pandabear wrote:

I will graciously pick the bits up off the floor, and then delicately and sensuously massage your feet and tickle your toes.

Ah, that, my friend, has earned you 20 out of 10 with her, no doubt, and has blushed her speechless.

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30 Nov 2007, 11:46 pm

pandabear wrote:

Excuse me, I just noticed you sitting here by yourself reading. May I have the privilege of knowing what you are reading?

*pause while I try to remember how to talk*

It's a book on how the English language has changed.

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01 Dec 2007, 3:19 am

Ragtime wrote:

pandabear wrote:

I will graciously pick the bits up off the floor, and then delicately and sensuously massage your feet and tickle your toes.

Ah, that, my friend, has earned you 20 out of 10 with her, no doubt, and has blushed her speechless.

Wrong!

I can't stand having my feet fiddled with, and the idea of some bloke crawling round on the floor 'graciously' picking up bits of someone else's nail clippings is unsettling (and not in a good way).

Grammar and spelling faultless, but imagery is shudderingly creepy, so.....

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01 Dec 2007, 3:40 am

Want me to make you feel like a real woman? Ok, here it goes.

I dropped the remote and I don't want to get up, could you get it for me? And make me some pancakes? And do my laundry?

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