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TheOrangeMage
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27 Nov 2005, 8:19 pm

Hey baby, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you? :P



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27 Nov 2005, 9:29 pm

Brilliant pickup line, courtesy of Thagomizer (no, that was NOT something he used on me):

How much does a penguin weigh? Enough to break the ice; my name's _______.

The perfect marriage proposal (courtesy of a human communications class I took last year):

I lowered my standards, how about you lower yours?

((We need to move this to the mature forum, I have one or two which are unsuitable for here!))



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27 Nov 2005, 9:37 pm

Serissa wrote:
((We need to move this to the mature forum, I have one or two which are unsuitable for here!))


As do I. I second this motion.



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27 Nov 2005, 9:42 pm

That's a nice dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor.


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27 Nov 2005, 9:44 pm

They're already is a flirting thread in the mature forum, you just have to look for it.


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27 Nov 2005, 9:47 pm

Sarcastic_Name wrote:
They're already is a flirting thread in the mature forum, you just have to look for it.


Do you think you could link me or can't you find it either?



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27 Nov 2005, 9:47 pm

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... &start=210


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28 Nov 2005, 2:52 am

You're all hot! I can hardly control myself!



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28 Nov 2005, 4:52 am

Sarcastic_Name wrote:
They're already is a flirting thread in the mature forum, you just have to look for it.

Yep, this is the clean version. Or if you look at it another way- the version where we all get to flirt with the under 18's. ;)



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28 Nov 2005, 7:42 am

Walk up to member of opposite sex:

"Hi. {pause} Bye."

Crawl away...



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28 Nov 2005, 8:13 am

Sarcastic_Name wrote:
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=4603&start=210


Thanks! :D



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28 Nov 2005, 8:21 am

Carla you know Im the hottest one of them all



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28 Nov 2005, 8:41 am

QuirkyCarla wrote:
You're all hot! I can hardly control myself!


Why bother baby? :twisted:



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29 Nov 2005, 8:46 am

You are indeed hot jman ;)



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29 Nov 2005, 8:47 am

Knight-Errant wrote:
QuirkyCarla wrote:
You're all hot! I can hardly control myself!


Why bother baby? :twisted:


8O hehe



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29 Nov 2005, 11:46 am

QuirkyCarla wrote:
Knight-Errant wrote:
QuirkyCarla wrote:
You're all hot! I can hardly control myself!


Why bother baby? :twisted:


8O hehe


You know, with your eyes bugging out like that, you look just like a cute froggie :)