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mjs82
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18 Dec 2005, 7:18 am

wear overalls, a wrench and have a large exposed crack

in a deep voice say:

"I'm a plumber. Can I fix your pipes?"



/me waits for the rotten vegetables to be thrown



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18 Dec 2005, 11:50 am

mjs82 wrote:
wear overalls, a wrench and have a large exposed crack

in a deep voice say:

"I'm a plumber. Can I fix your pipes?"



Or get thee a handlebar mustache, and try "I'm here to clean ze pool!"



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18 Dec 2005, 11:23 pm

QuirkyCarla wrote:
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So, my advice would be to look for something quirky that you see someone doing, And exploit it!


No one exploits my quirkiness :(


You look pretty angry in your avatar photo! What are you mad about?



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19 Dec 2005, 12:44 am

One I've had, by some loser at a dance, "Are your eyes a maze? Cause I'm lost."

One of my older friends has had some of these. *noticing a run in her stockings* "Is that a stairway to Heaven?" "Wanna share a sheet?" *in a uni lecture* and "Love the dress, may I see what's under it?"

Any more :roll:


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19 Dec 2005, 1:43 am

ELLCIM wrote:
QuirkyCarla wrote:
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So, my advice would be to look for something quirky that you see someone doing, And exploit it!


No one exploits my quirkiness :(


You look pretty angry in your avatar photo! What are you mad about?


Really? It looks like a smile to me, but I can't really tell


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