Presents for Him on valentines day..

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Butterflair
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28 Jan 2009, 6:49 pm

Cyberman wrote:

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Notice all the guys are saying sex? :lol:

Correction: I said "porn." I don't know if you remember, but the OP started a thread about it awhile ago...

I didn't know about the porn thread or it didn't "click" in my head. But porn comes under the "sex" category in my book so I think we're on the same page.

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29 Jan 2009, 12:36 am

DNForrest wrote:

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A good meal and a blowjob.

Also remember that Valentine's Day is a two-way deal.

You mean Steak and a Blowjob Day? That's March 12th. Nothing wrong with a practice run a month early, though.

That's why I didn't say steak. Save that one for March if you like. But yes, there's nothing wrong with a practice run. It doesn't have to be steak, though.

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29 Jan 2009, 12:55 am

WurdBendur wrote:

DNForrest wrote:

WurdBendur wrote:

A good meal and a blowjob.

Also remember that Valentine's Day is a two-way deal.

You mean Steak and a Blowjob Day? That's March 12th. Nothing wrong with a practice run a month early, though.

That's why I didn't say steak. Save that one for March if you like. But yes, there's nothing wrong with a practice run. It doesn't have to be steak, though.

Nothing wrong with trading one steak for another...

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29 Jan 2009, 2:46 am

If steak and a blowjob are for March 12, then the practice run could be a Quarter Pounder and a handjob.

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30 Jan 2009, 2:53 pm

Aspie1 wrote:

If steak and a blowjob are for March 12, then the practice run could be a Quarter Pounder and a handjob.

That would be a very acceptable present.

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30 Jan 2009, 4:25 pm

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Butterflair wrote:
Notice all the guys are saying sex?

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WurdBendur wrote:

Also remember that Valentine's Day is a two-way deal.

So, in the sense of combining the two, I suggest going to your local adult themed toy store and go on a shopping spree with him.

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30 Jan 2009, 5:17 pm

WurdBendur wrote:

Aspie1 wrote:

If steak and a blowjob are for March 12, then the practice run could be a Quarter Pounder and a handjob.

Oh wow. I just laughed out loud. Although that doesn't sound nearly as appetizing and fun....

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Take him to a high-end restaurant that serves his favorite food. Unless he's a vegetarian, you usually can't go wrong with a nice steakhouse, but let him choose what he likes. Volunteer to be the designated driver, so he can try as many exotic beers as he wants to (without getting intoxicated, of course). When you get home, put on sexy lingerie, and have some hot, mind-blowing sex that'll leave him smiling for days.

Now THAT'S a man's perfect Valentine's Day.

Without trying to sound like a typical male minded 15 year old that is indeed quite that happy valentines day....

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