patternist wrote:
Fnord wrote:
patternist wrote:
Fnord wrote:
So you want hubby to ignore all phone calls and risk losing his job, right?
Just the ones that arise during sex
WHAT?! !Don't you want your husband's clients and co-workers to know just how much you appreciate his lovemaking? No "Ohbabyohbabyobaby ... OH!" in the background? Sheesh! How selfish!

So I guess you originally skimmed the post, then
No, I'm just being sarcastic. But I do understand completely your situation. My lovely wife has oodles of relatives, each one looking to her for advice or solutions, and they don't care what time of the day - or
night - they call. I've actually hidden her cell phone when I was feeling especially amorous, only to hear the doorbell ring at ten freaking thirty at night. I answered the door with nothing but a scowl and a strategically-held pillow...
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