27 Jul 2013, 3:20 pm
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:-) See, this is why I keep turning down your pleading efforts to get me to date you.
In private, you send such lewd messages.... but in public, you pretend not to be interested.
In private, you send such lewd messages.... but in public, you pretend not to be interested.
Why don't you post screenshots of those messages you claim you're receiving from me?
Because this is a public forum, and your messages really are quite X-rated.
I wouldn't want to be responsible for traumatising any children who visit WP.
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27 Jul 2013, 3:23 pm
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:-) See, this is why I keep turning down your pleading efforts to get me to date you.
In private, you send such lewd messages.... but in public, you pretend not to be interested.
In private, you send such lewd messages.... but in public, you pretend not to be interested.
Why don't you post screenshots of those messages you claim you're receiving from me?
Because this is a public forum, and your messages really are quite X-rated. I wouldn't want to be responsible for traumatising any children who visit WP.
If all that's true then why don't you report it to the mods?
27 Jul 2013, 3:23 pm
27 Jul 2013, 3:25 pm
Now, why would I do that ?
They might tell you to stop, and honestly I find your (increasingly lengthy) declarations of lust and love to be rather entertaining.
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27 Jul 2013, 3:26 pm
27 Jul 2013, 3:27 pm
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27 Jul 2013, 3:31 pm
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27 Jul 2013, 3:31 pm
27 Jul 2013, 3:42 pm
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Otherwise my explanation that you're fantasizing (hence the lustful pms are all in your head) makes more sense.
It's rather like religion, proof is irrelevant to the devoted believer, unless it supports the beliefs.
As for me, I devotedly believe that you two are secretly madly, passionately in love, and that this public banter is just your secret form of foreplay, and that the two of you will be very busy expressing your love to one another tonight.
which would mean that this thread is becoming more appropriate for the adult section
27 Jul 2013, 3:43 pm
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:lol: Now, why would I do that ?
They might tell you to stop, and honestly I find your (increasingly lengthy) declarations of lust and love to be rather entertaining.
They might tell you to stop, and honestly I find your (increasingly lengthy) declarations of lust and love to be rather entertaining.
You should back up your claims with proofs to sound more credible.
Otherwise my explanation that you're fantasizing (hence the lustful pms are all in your head) makes more sense.
27 Jul 2013, 3:44 pm
FlanMaster wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Otherwise my explanation that you're fantasizing (hence the lustful pms are all in your head) makes more sense.
It's rather like religion, proof is irrelevant to the devoted believer, unless it supports the beliefs.
As for me, I devotedly believe that you two are secretly madly, passionately in love, and that this public banter is just your secret form of foreplay, and that the two of you will be very busy expressing your love to one another tonight.
which would mean that this thread is becoming more appropriate for the adult section
I'm just glad that he lives so far away.
Otherwise, he would probably be serenading me outside my house every night ... making it difficult to get to sleep !
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27 Jul 2013, 4:01 pm
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
FlanMaster wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Otherwise my explanation that you're fantasizing (hence the lustful pms are all in your head) makes more sense.
It's rather like religion, proof is irrelevant to the devoted believer, unless it supports the beliefs.
As for me, I devotedly believe that you two are secretly madly, passionately in love, and that this public banter is just your secret form of foreplay, and that the two of you will be very busy expressing your love to one another tonight.
which would mean that this thread is becoming more appropriate for the adult section
I'm just glad that he lives so far away.Otherwise, he would probably be serenading me outside my house every night ... making it difficult to get to sleep !
Awww, so not only you're fantasizing about me sending you lustful pms, but you also wish that I lurk under your window at night like Romeo.
27 Jul 2013, 4:02 pm
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:-) See, this is why I keep turning down your pleading efforts to get me to date you.
In private, you send such lewd messages.... but in public, you pretend not to be interested.
In private, you send such lewd messages.... but in public, you pretend not to be interested.
Why don't you post screenshots of those messages you claim you're receiving from me?
That sample was quite tantalizing. I await publication in the Adult section.
27 Jul 2013, 4:12 pm
What's that warbling noise coming from outside ?
GAH ! It's Face of Boo.... with some sort of stringed instrument !
(throws tins of beans out of the window at him) Seriously... this has got to stop !
