What does your ideal fantasy partner look like?

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04 Dec 2009, 4:22 am

Smart...number one
Glasses...
Has to think I'm awesome...
Yomiko Read man/Windows 2000 professional edition,
Would love if she was an engineer, or a scientist.
Ideally she would be into anime, gaming, steam punk


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04 Dec 2009, 8:43 am

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18-35, slim, long hair, shaved p****, submissive likes bondage and anal sex.


Why not go to a local Munch? Google Munch and your city and I bet you can find one. That's a meet and greet for all sorts of kinksters. Usually it's held at a restaurant etc, and it's where you find others in the scene locally. It's free too, except you pay for your meal.

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04 Dec 2009, 8:59 am

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Lonermutant wrote:
18-35, slim, long hair, shaved p****, submissive likes bondage and anal sex.


Why not go to a local Munch? Google Munch and your city and I bet you can find one. That's a meet and greet for all sorts of kinksters. Usually it's held at a restaurant etc, and it's where you find others in the scene locally. It's free too, except you pay for your meal.

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No, I prefer online porn with pictures of young women offering their a**holes to me with a smile.



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04 Dec 2009, 1:16 pm

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Lonermutant wrote:
18-35, slim, long hair, shaved p****, submissive likes bondage and anal sex.


Why not go to a local Munch? Google Munch and your city and I bet you can find one. That's a meet and greet for all sorts of kinksters. Usually it's held at a restaurant etc, and it's where you find others in the scene locally. It's free too, except you pay for your meal.

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No, I prefer online porn with pictures of young women offering their a**holes to me with a smile.


You wouldn't prefer to meet one in real life and actually go and do that?

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04 Dec 2009, 2:06 pm

No, I stick to porn and my own fantasy world.



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04 Dec 2009, 4:19 pm

I don't see with this stuff how you could know what they look like until you actually see/meet them. My ex was mine, and I decided she was the "ideal" 2 seconds after I met her. She looked totally different than what I would have conceived as "ideal".


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05 Dec 2009, 2:32 am

here are the guys that i've always been fantasizing about since i was 8 yrs old:

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in case you don't know them by now, it's Take That. and they're all taken & unapproachable distance-wise. :cry:

of course they say that looks aren't the most important thing when it comes to having a significant other. but in my dreams, this is how i see my ideal guy:

LOOKS:
-beautiful
-light-colored eyes
-long hair
-cute smile/gorgeous lips
-slightly athletic/look great when naked
-not too hairy :lol:

PERSONALITY:
-caring
-understanding
-loving
-sensitive
-willing to compromise
-sweet
-respectful
-sexy
-smart
-open minded

...but of course i'll never have a guy like that since he doesn't exist. :(



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05 Dec 2009, 10:26 am

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...but of course i'll never have a guy like that since he doesn't exist. :(


Of course he does, but he's probably married or gay, so you can't have him.

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05 Dec 2009, 10:49 am

PaganMom wrote:
ttqs84 wrote:
...but of course i'll never have a guy like that since he doesn't exist. :(


Of course he does, but he's probably married or gay, so you can't have him.

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that's exactly what i'm saying! there will never be a guy like that who will ever approach me. in the real world, men are a**holes.



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05 Dec 2009, 2:44 pm

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...but of course i'll never have a guy like that since he doesn't exist. :(


Of course he does, but he's probably married or gay, so you can't have him.

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that's exactly what i'm saying! there will never be a guy like that who will ever approach me. in the real world, men are a**holes.


Those guys look gay. You really want a feminine guy?



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05 Dec 2009, 3:08 pm

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Those guys look gay. You really want a feminine guy?


my, my! judgmental much? you're either jealous or ignorant? it's men like you that give me a reason to be single for the rest of my life.



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05 Dec 2009, 3:59 pm

Jealous of them? LMAO. They look like a boyband or something. Jealous of David Duchovny on the other hand, maybe...



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05 Dec 2009, 4:37 pm

Hugh Laurie is marvellous
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I wouldn't kick Jeff Goldblum out of my bed either:
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looks: taller than me, light 'hunting' eyes, facial hair.

personality: bright, somewhat of a loner, likes animals, is on the spectrum and likes cars, motorcycles and horses (and not football or soccer).

and oh yeah; he has be be at least 10 years older.

I'm actually listing features of my husband who is the most perfect man alive.



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05 Dec 2009, 5:00 pm

Good thing you're married already because like 99% of the dudes in the world are fans of either football or soccer :lol:


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05 Dec 2009, 5:42 pm

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Good thing you're married already because like 99% of the dudes in the world are fans of either football or soccer :lol:


Yep, and it's incredibly annoying.


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