What do you wear on a blind date?

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02 Aug 2023, 5:26 pm

You think we, the rest of the world - aka the barbarians eat the peel then?

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02 Aug 2023, 5:27 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

You think we, the rest of the world - aka the barbarians eat the peel then?

It was an innuendo but nevermind. :lol:

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02 Aug 2023, 5:32 pm

Oh, peeling banana is the barbarian practice in this case.

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02 Aug 2023, 5:36 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Oh, peeling banana is the barbarian practice in this case.

I certainly agree with that.

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03 Aug 2023, 8:10 am

Serious answer:

I'd probably try to look my best wearing semi-smart attire, appropriate for a chance of meeting someone worthwhile. You wouldn't know who you were going to meet on a blind date, so it would be best to be prepared.

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06 Aug 2023, 2:25 pm

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06 Aug 2023, 2:26 pm

I almost posted that same dress! ^

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06 Aug 2023, 2:27 pm

With legging capris.

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06 Aug 2023, 2:27 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I almost posted that same dress! ^

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06 Aug 2023, 3:00 pm

For a blind date, I recommend wearing a dog collar with a leash attached. Invite him/her to hold your leash during the date.

Observe carefully for signs of sexual excitement (in him/her, not in yourself). If he/she exhibits signs of sexual excitement in response to your collar and leash, then cut contact with him/her and never meet with him/her ever again.

On the other hand, if he/she is NOT excited by your collar and he/she cuts contact with you and refuses to ever meet with you again, then you know that he/she was a good guy/gal.

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06 Aug 2023, 3:07 pm

^ Earlier in the thread, I recommended an electric dog collar. That way you can zap your date if they get out of line. I make all my dates wear one.

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06 Aug 2023, 3:10 pm

I've worn some collars myself.
Minus the zap.

It takes all kinds.

:lol:

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06 Aug 2023, 3:27 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I've worn some collars myself.

But if you wore the collar, and if your current guy is a good guy, then how on earth did you manage to get back in contact with him after the first date? Didn't he change his phone number? Did you put a GPS tracker on him as soon as you saw him for the first time and then you stalked him?

I mean, it's either that or he's not a good guy.

Ohhhhh s**t. I just twigged. Got it. Understood. No explanation necessary.

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08 Aug 2023, 12:55 pm

Ugghh where is the perfect guy

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