meems wrote:
puddingmouse wrote:
*stupid
*has an annoying voice or an annoying laugh
*always dieting
*self-righteous
*is very politically correct
*I don't like facial hair on women, though I have it myself (I pluck it out)
*snorts cocaine
*smokes and doesn't moisturise so has premature ageing
*is really happy and extroverted all the time
*is really aloof and 'too cool for school' all the time
*likes men a lot more than women
*does things men do, like read FHM and go to strip clubs because they think it gives them homo chic, or something
*is really certain about everything
*is really, really into the paranormal or the occult (I mean, there are limits to how seriously people should take that stuff)
*is way out of my league
*is heavily into BDSM
*has Borderline Personality Disorder or Antisocial PD
*is a narcissist
*does random antisocial acts that serve no purpose, like spitting on the floor or running red lights

I almost made the cut!
I judge 'annoying voices' subjectively, so yours might not be.
Also, dieting only bugs me when it's something I call 'extroverted dieting' ( a bit like 'extroverted housework') - if you want people to notice you doing it. Extroverted housework is like 'look at me, I'm doing the f*****g vacuuming!', extroverted dieting is like 'HOW DARE YOU OFFER ME CHEESECAKE! I am no mere mortal!'
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