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I am a male and I prefer overweight women	3%	[ 3 ]
I am a male and I prefer thin/curvy women	39%	[ 35 ]
I am a male and I am indifferent regarding women's weight.	13%	[ 12 ]
I am a female and I prefer overweight men	1%	[ 1 ]
I am a female and I prefer thin/atheletic men	17%	[ 15 ]
I am a female and I am indifferent regarding men's weight.	19%	[ 17 ]
I am gay and I want to see the results.	8%	[ 7 ]

Total votes : 90

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30 Mar 2011, 11:31 am

Erisad - it's a deal.

Sorry, Grisha. You do not qualify unless you have an indentical twin.

LOL

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30 Mar 2011, 11:36 am

mv wrote:

Grisha wrote:

emlion wrote:

^ are you and Lilya just playing or is she actually coming over to meet you?

Not quite sure actually... :wink:

Really, you're going to let the whole geology/geography thing go, just because English is probably her sixth language? I guess I'm tougher on people than I thought... :wink:

Uhhhhh...I like geography too! You should see my map collection...

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30 Mar 2011, 11:38 am

all_white wrote:

Erisad - it's a deal.

Sorry, Grisha. You do not qualify unless you have an indentical twin.

LOL

I could very well claim to be Grisha's identical twin - and I challenge you to prove otherwise...

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30 Mar 2011, 11:41 am

How come only one of you posts here in the forum?

I remain unconvinced.

If you don't have a twin, we could always do this another way.

You could cut yourself in half. :wink:

Erisad, which half do you want? The half with the brain, or the half with the........?

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30 Mar 2011, 11:42 am

isn't that the same half..?

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30 Mar 2011, 11:44 am

What happened to not wanting to share?

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30 Mar 2011, 11:48 am

all_white wrote:

How come only one of you posts here in the forum?

Because Grisha's identical twin is NT, of course...

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30 Mar 2011, 11:55 am

emlion wrote:

isn't that the same half..?

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30 Mar 2011, 12:02 pm

Erisad wrote:

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isn't that the same half..?

Sorry, it's a "Y" chromosome thing... :oops:

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30 Mar 2011, 12:29 pm

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What happened to not wanting to share?

It's my future husband I'm not going to share.

Grisha is not my future husband, however much he likes to think so.

:wink:

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30 Mar 2011, 12:29 pm

There's no brain in the bottom half.

There's only one brain in the male human , and it exists in the cranium , the penis is an organ controlled by the brain like any other organ.

I find the "penis is the man's brain" jokes as sexist , offensive , untrue and stupid.

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30 Mar 2011, 12:31 pm

Just for the record, Boo, I was not the one to make that joke.

I implied that what's on top and what's below are two separate things. :wink:

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30 Mar 2011, 12:43 pm

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Well they do refer to the end of the penis as the "head." I thought it was a play on that. >.>

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30 Mar 2011, 12:48 pm

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Grisha is not my future husband, however much he likes to think so.

You forgot the "LOL"

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30 Mar 2011, 12:48 pm

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I was deadly serious. I need a husband.

I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.

He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.

Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?

LOL

Here is pictoral evidence to back up my statement. You can see I've got a bit bigger than I was last year. I'm a pear again. :wink:

[img]this%20pic%20has%20gone%20to%20play%20tennis[/img]

Now, where is Grisha's evidence to prove he has a twin?

He's bluffing. His twin isn't real.

I am not bluffing. You can tell that's me, and not some random pic I've lifted off the net.

Check my awkward Aspie arms, that don't know how to hang.

I can't do sexy poses. :wink:

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30 Mar 2011, 12:49 pm

Erisad wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Well they do refer to the end of the penis as the "head." I thought it was a play on that. >.>

Sorry, I don't know about those things. Any play on words was unintentional.

I am genuinely rather naive when it comes to sexual banter.

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