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ProziumAddict
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12 Feb 2008, 2:23 pm

Arbie wrote:

"In Soviet Russia I get hit on by YOU".

Congratulations, you win.

That'd also make a great T-Shirt.

My contribution:

Want to be a variable in the diophantine equation that is my life?

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12 Feb 2008, 5:17 pm

AndersTheAspie wrote:

-*Hand her a professionally made resumé* "Hello I'm here to apply for the position of your new boyfriend. As you see I don't have much experience, but I would be okay with working my way up from say... friend, or even acquaintance. If you have any questions regarding the resumé, or about me in general just ask"

The idea of making resumees for new friends/girlfrinds is one that have followed me for a while. I think the kind of person who would respond well to that kind of sillyness would make a perfect friend.
Also
-Excuse me, but it would apear that I am interested in you... while I don't know why that is, I WOULD like to find out.

I wouldn't have much of a resume to hand her...

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13 Feb 2008, 11:23 am

Wanna come round mine and obsess over the comfort of my bed?

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13 Feb 2008, 3:19 pm

NEuro, I would totally welcome a line like that.... :lol:

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13 Feb 2008, 3:28 pm

harvester52 wrote:

For those Aspies who identify as machines...

"Datin' me would be like datin' a biker dude... 'cept you'd get to make out with the motorcycle."

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13 Feb 2008, 3:57 pm

ProziumAddict wrote:

Arbie wrote:

"In Soviet Russia I get hit on by YOU".

Congratulations, you win.

That'd also make a great T-Shirt.

Quoted For Truth

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23 Feb 2008, 11:34 am

Here I go again:

"We are like indefinite integrals, our love knows no bounds, not even at + or - infinity."

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23 Feb 2008, 4:09 pm

Since we were able to maintain eye contact with each other, how about we connect in a different way?

ToadOfSteel
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23 Feb 2008, 4:50 pm

A350XWB wrote:

Here I go again:

"We are like indefinite integrals, our love knows no bounds, not even at + or - infinity."

Does that mean we get 1/2 love^2 + C?

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23 Feb 2008, 6:07 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

A350XWB wrote:

Here I go again:

"We are like indefinite integrals, our love knows no bounds, not even at + or - infinity."

Does that mean we get 1/2 love^2 + C?

In that particular case, 1/2 love ^2 = love, if and only if C = 0.

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24 Feb 2008, 3:23 am

You wanna check out my collection? You might like what you see.

I luv a man who's full of himself.

Don't you think we got something in common?

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24 Feb 2008, 7:58 am

(once it's certain that (s)he is an aspie) "My exes all dumped me at the exact moment when the Essential Difference theory turned out to be true between us. I presume, that wouldn't be a problem with you."

"Hey, girl, have you got a trampolene? Mine's broken from too much jumping... can I borrow yours for the weekend?"

"Before any relationship could emerge between us, we've got to know each other. *hands out a piece of paper* This is my blog URL, what's yours?"

(T-shirt line) "Looking for female companion in the 299.0-299.80 code interval."

"Ordinary girls... you can find plenty of them. But me - that's a limited series model. Only 1 in 150 made."

"What's your blood group? I'm working on a major art project with body modification, and might need some refill."

(a cat lover line) "Turkish Van beats Ragdoll anytime, ain't it?"

"What's your favourite body part? Mine is the brain."

(of course, the classic one)"Are you on any kind of prescription medication?"

"You made your way to having a strong dispositional representation in my amygdala."

(not a line, but a story: when my best friends met IRL for the first time, the guy gave a book titled "Asperger Syndrome and Sexuality" to the girl... and they're going strong for almost 2 years now! :-) )

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24 Feb 2008, 10:26 am

BenYoung
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24 Feb 2008, 12:03 pm

Quote:

What forums do ya post at?

I would try-
So, which forums do you lurk at?

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28 Feb 2008, 12:47 pm

Not a pick up line, but a gesture that did work: he used a handpuppet to hold my hand and shot me a slighly uncomfy look. Made sense to me.

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28 Feb 2008, 11:52 pm

I want to pick you up, but I haven't yet gathered sufficient data to do so with acceptable success. Could you fill out this survey?

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