Following the Weight bandwagon.
There's only one brain in the male human , and it exists in the cranium , the penis is an organ controlled by the brain like any other organ.
I find the "penis is the man's brain" jokes as sexist , offensive , untrue and stupid.
Well they do refer to the end of the penis as the "head." I thought it was a play on that. >.>
Sorry, I don't know about those things. Any play on words was unintentional.
I am genuinely rather naive when it comes to sexual banter.
It's okay, language is fun like that I guess. >.<
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I was deadly serious. I need a husband.
I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.
He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.
Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?
LOL
Here is pictoral evidence to back up my statement. You can see I've got a bit bigger than I was last year. I'm a pear again.
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Now, where is Grisha's evidence to prove he has a twin?
He's bluffing. His twin isn't real.
I am not bluffing. You can tell that's me, and not some random pic I've lifted off the net.
Check my awkward Aspie arms, that don't know how to hang.
I can't do sexy poses.
Is the corset really necessary?
Not quite sure actually...
Really, you're going to let the whole geology/geography thing go, just because English is probably her sixth language? I guess I'm tougher on people than I thought...
My current language skills are: Finnish, English, Japanese, French, Swedish, Chinese and Latin.. I'm native speaker of Finnish, hopefully fluent enough in English and semi-fluent in Japanese, the rest are to some extend conversational level
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Even if you went by that logic as to finding a spouse to survive, you don't need to lose weight to find a spouse. You are already attractive. I used to tell my ex the same thing. She thought since she was overweight that she wasn't attractive, and guys don't like her for it. She said that one of her ex's made a comment about her stomach saying that she had to get rid of it. I said nonsense. Her body was amazing, and except for her one ex, she attracted quite a bit of guys. Her sister is overweight too, and is married with two kids.
Your psychologist was an idiot for saying not to go to college. It is your choice to go or not, but it sounds like he thought of you as a wanna be that will amount to nothing. Obviously, he's wrong. I'm thought of that way too. I know how it feels. I recently applied for an IT job and never got it, because they said they chose someone else who they thought "knew more and had more experience" than I did. It's obviously BS, as I know that the higher ups want someone who looks qualified on paper, even though I answered all but two questions right in the interview. The higher ups thought I was a wanna be. Granted, most of the knowledge I knew for that job I learned with my special interests, and I knew quite a bit, but I could still do the just just as good as anyone else who "looked good on paper".
And I never started driving until I was 20, and I had to go to a driving school, but I did it. I think the Zoloft I was on helped that when it was helping, but just keep at it and you will eventually get it.
He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.
Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?
LOL
Holy crap! You've just described all the features of the Perfect Woman Robot myself and other nerds are trying to build! We never knew women like you existed! Where do we sign up?
I simply could not stop laugning!
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Now, where is Grisha's evidence to prove he has a twin?
He's bluffing. His twin isn't real.
I am not bluffing. You can tell that's me, and not some random pic I've lifted off the net.
Check my awkward Aspie arms, that don't know how to hang.
I can't do sexy poses.
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I love the outfit, I'm into corsets as well ![]()
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Even if you went by that logic as to finding a spouse to survive, you don't need to lose weight to find a spouse. You are already attractive. I used to tell my ex the same thing. She thought since she was overweight that she wasn't attractive, and guys don't like her for it. She said that one of her ex's made a comment about her stomach saying that she had to get rid of it. I said nonsense. Her body was amazing, and except for her one ex, she attracted quite a bit of guys. Her sister is overweight too, and is married with two kids.
Your psychologist was an idiot for saying not to go to college. It is your choice to go or not, but it sounds like he thought of you as a wanna be that will amount to nothing. Obviously, he's wrong. I'm thought of that way too. I know how it feels. I recently applied for an IT job and never got it, because they said they chose someone else who they thought "knew more and had more experience" than I did. It's obviously BS, as I know that the higher ups want someone who looks qualified on paper, even though I answered all but two questions right in the interview. The higher ups thought I was a wanna be. Granted, most of the knowledge I knew for that job I learned with my special interests, and I knew quite a bit, but I could still do the just just as good as anyone else who "looked good on paper".
And I never started driving until I was 20, and I had to go to a driving school, but I did it. I think the Zoloft I was on helped that when it was helping, but just keep at it and you will eventually get it.
I would prefer to not be overweight though, as I feel that I have more to prove to guys as it stands now. I have to prove to them that I'm worth their time, even though I'm not the conventional beauty.
Yeah, my English teacher bitched the school psychologist out for saying that I can't write because of my AS during the meeting they had with my teachers and mom. That teacher supported me so much and without her, I may not have made it into college. Or not with the same resolve anyway.
I just need to practice in a smaller car. Mom was having me practice in a Ford Escape. It's too big and the acceleration pedal is waaay too sensitive. I don't feel like I'm in control of that car. So I need a tiny thing with a less sensitive pedal. >.<
Guys, why do you all have to quote pics so much?
I don't want to leave pics of myself all over the place. It was only there for a while. I've lifted it now. But you've all gone and quoted it left right and centre.
*sigh*
Anyone who's polite enough to care might perhaps take pity on a paranoid person, and consider editing it out of their quote...
Forum etiquette seems to vary greatly here from other places I'm used to!
It's a good thing I wiped out my face!
*phew*
emuman100, what can I say? That's genuinely my vocation: to be an attentive sexy housewife. If that makes me a robot, I apologise.
No, actually, I don't apologise. I've done nothing wrong.
Why am I always apologising for things that aren't my fault?
I'm serious! Everything I said was true! I wasn't playing around!
I was describing my dream. Why does that make me a robot?
*runs away to sob and hide her corset away in a drawer*
My current language skills are: Finnish, English, Japanese, French, Swedish, Chinese and Latin.. I'm native speaker of Finnish, hopefully fluent enough in English and semi-fluent in Japanese, the rest are to some extend conversational level
Wow, Lilya. That's quite a list.
If your claims are geninue, then pardon me for being skeptical, and you have my utmost admiration. As a fellow linguist, I have to say, though, that I'm baffled by your statement that your skills in Latin extend to conversational level. Like ancient Greek, Latin is considered a dead language and in the linguistic world no one "speaks" Latin. They "read" it at university.
At least, that's how we say it in English. But I'm aware English is not your native language. Perhaps you've just made a tiny mistake.
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You know, I'm really surprised by what I'm hearing, @Erisad. A college-educated woman who has resigned herself to being unable to make her own way - before she's even graduated? So you're looking for a man to support you? I may be kind of old school, but that's not a plan - it's a dodge. I suggest you do what the rest of us "artists" do to pay the bills - get a day job. There are lots of way to use your education to make a living: write requirements, user manuals, documentation; teach English or creative writing, whatever. Take control of your life, or you could be back here complaining that you married a monster you can't afford to leave.
I think that's a very harsh thing to say, given that this is a forum for autistic people, not all of whom are able to function in society, hold down a job, or take care of themselves. Remember that?
I completely identify with Erisad's position and "married a monster" myself, because I was so desperate to have a roof over my head. In the middle of a nervous breakdown my parents were kicking me out and insisting I get a job and support myself. I had no other option but to marry. No one wanted me. No one knew back then that I had AS. They all blamed me for this and that and everything. I was a lazy sponger, apparently. Far from being a lazy sponger, I was an abandoned terrified autistic. I still am.
My monster took care of me for a while, but has since run off with another woman, and I'm back to square one taking care of myself. I'd ask you not to falsely assume that all Aspies are the same. Some have jobs; some don't. Some need carers; some don't. Some can take care of themselves; some can't. Not all men are monsters, and there are some who still retain good old-fashioned values and love nothing better than to provide for their spouse. A woman shouldn't be made to feel ashamed for wanting to adopt a traditional role, just because the rest of the world is shrieking about wanting to be feminist.
The "college-educated woman" that you are referring to is here because she has Asperger's Syndrome, and she's making herself vulnerable by opening up and admitting her real motives for wanting a man.
In her case, finding a man is a necessity, not a luxury. So how about trying to be a bit more kind?
You know, I'm kinda sad to see this thread degenerate into yet another "flirt with" thread, cause there are several of those already (for anyone interested in reading and/or participating). This thread actually had some substance, that could perhaps help someone....can't you folks PM each other or something?
At any rate, @all_white, I wasn't being unkind, nor was I being harsh. You are giving @Erisad advice that didn't work for you - that doesn't make any sense to me at all. You were actually a step ahead of @Erisad in that regard: you have a body that is clearly appealing to men (at least appealing enough to snag a husband). But you "married a monster" - so you've seemingly lived to regret that choice. I'm still at a loss as to why you could encourage @Erisad to go down the same road.
There is no shame in having a disability. There is no shame in needing job training, or help identifying an appropriate career, or help navigating the social security system to get disability benefits if you truly can't work. In the U.S., those services exist at all levels of government: city, county, township, state, federal. What I clearly don't agree with is giving up before starting. A few summer jobs are not adequate experiences to base a lifelong decision on: that one is unemployable. Yes, any disability comes with limitations, but I think @Erisad's approach is incredibly self-limiting. I like her - I think she's a nice girl. I would hate to see her convince herself that her only choice is to be dependent on someone else (either her mother or some random guy) for survival. That may be how you feel, and for all I know, it may be reality for you. But that doesn't mean it's reality for @Erisad. She's already proven people wrong by getting through college - and she wouldn't have done that if she had listened to people tell her she couldn't do it. It seems to me there are plenty of people in her life who are very willing to tell her all the things she can't do, and what she should be willing to settle for - I'm taking the other side.
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HopeGrows, I take your point. She's younger than me, and people know she has a disability. Her situation is different. I wasn't encouraging her to go out and look for a monster. I pointed out that not all men are monsters. Some of them are kind.
I didn't knowingly marry a monster. I wouldn't be that stupid. When I married him he was all charm. And I had no idea I was disabled back then. I was just broken and helpless and exhausted and desperate, without knowing why.
All I was doing was saying that I identify with how she feels. Is that so bad?
My current language skills are: Finnish, English, Japanese, French, Swedish, Chinese and Latin.. I'm native speaker of Finnish, hopefully fluent enough in English and semi-fluent in Japanese, the rest are to some extend conversational level
Wow, Lilya. That's quite a list.
If your claims are geninue, then pardon me for being skeptical, and you have my utmost admiration. As a fellow linguist, I have to say, though, that I'm baffled by your statement that your skills in Latin extend to conversational level. Like ancient Greek, Latin is considered a dead language and in the linguistic world no one "speaks" Latin. They "read" it at university.
At least, that's how we say it in English. But I'm aware English is not your native language. Perhaps you've just made a tiny mistake.
My apologies, that is correct.. I am yet to hear recorded speech in Latin
I really need to brush up my skills in Latin and Chinese.. I think I'm getting rusty.
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