13 Jun 2013, 5:51 pm
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I need a girlfriend, so we I can stop arguing with other people who have aspergers. I guess I am freaking cold hearted then huh? Meems, I'll tell you when and If I ever marry a bi-woman. I'll just pretend to be gay, and she can be on top. I have the shittiest head ache.... what the hell did I even just say?
That's OK, I don't need any updates about you pretending to be gay to somehow get a woman to marry you. Good luck, though!
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13 Jun 2013, 5:52 pm
13 Jun 2013, 5:55 pm
Thelibrarian wrote:
meems wrote:
Thelibrarian wrote:
meems wrote:
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meems wrote:
Oh BOO treat me chivalrously!!
Meems, for Boo, or anybody else, to be chivalrous to you means you will have to pretend you are a lady.
Good luck. It sounds as if you need it.
You make that sound like a bad thing; it isn't.[/quote
I'm glad you said you said that and not me.
Said what? That not being a "lady" isn't a bad thing? I really don't see how conforming to societal pressures based on gender, to please others, somehow translates to a positive label in your mind.
I mean you already effectively said I'm not a "lady", so I'm assuming it's not that.
Most women--and any woman I'd have--consider it a compliment to be thought of as ladies. It's obvious you don't, and you are to be pitied.
The story goes thus:
--Boy meets girl
--Boy wins girl's heart by showing affection tempered with respect and a sense of fairness
--They live happily ever after.
As for the moral: This is the way it has worked since the Middle Ages. This is the way it will continue to work. And there is nothing you can do about it; you might as well fight the wind.
Or keep dating women, as I tend to do.
Good luck re-living the middle ages though, bro
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13 Jun 2013, 6:01 pm
13 Jun 2013, 6:02 pm
Don't shatter his fantasy of living in a Disney Movie. He might say you aren't a lady. 
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13 Jun 2013, 6:04 pm
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
I need a girlfriend, so we I can stop arguing with other people who have aspergers. I guess I am freaking cold hearted then huh? Meems, I'll tell you when and If I ever marry a bi-woman. I'll just pretend to be gay, and she can be on top. I have the shittiest head ache.... what the hell did I even just say?
It's porn time, come back after you're done masturbating.
Remember when AppleTheClown said he wanted a wife so she could have a "litter" of children for him? That happened.
AppleTheClown, are you intending to be like quiverfull folk? I don't think pretending to be gay or bisexual wives fit well with that lifestyle!
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13 Jun 2013, 6:11 pm
13 Jun 2013, 6:13 pm
13 Jun 2013, 6:13 pm
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
meems wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
I need a girlfriend, so we I can stop arguing with other people who have aspergers. I guess I am freaking cold hearted then huh? Meems, I'll tell you when and If I ever marry a bi-woman. I'll just pretend to be gay, and she can be on top. I have the shittiest head ache.... what the hell did I even just say?
That's OK, I don't need any updates about you pretending to be gay to somehow get a woman to marry you. Good luck, though!
If you were to marry me and stay loyal, even you meems, but you aren't that type anyways, nor are you my type. I am sad now.
You and meems would be a phenomenal funny couple.
By my Boo-ish authority, I now pronounce you wife and husband. You may... pretend to be gay now.
I FINALLY HAVE A WIFE
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13 Jun 2013, 6:15 pm
13 Jun 2013, 6:16 pm
meems wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
meems wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
I need a girlfriend, so we I can stop arguing with other people who have aspergers. I guess I am freaking cold hearted then huh? Meems, I'll tell you when and If I ever marry a bi-woman. I'll just pretend to be gay, and she can be on top. I have the shittiest head ache.... what the hell did I even just say?
That's OK, I don't need any updates about you pretending to be gay to somehow get a woman to marry you. Good luck, though!
If you were to marry me and stay loyal, even you meems, but you aren't that type anyways, nor are you my type. I am sad now.
You and meems would be a phenomenal funny couple.
By my Boo-ish authority, I now pronounce you wife and husband. You may... pretend to be gay now.
I FINALLY HAVE A WIFE
You are bi aren't you.... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! !! !! !! !! !! ! Let me get my things......
13 Jun 2013, 6:18 pm
13 Jun 2013, 6:19 pm
appletheclown wrote:
meems wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
meems wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
I need a girlfriend, so we I can stop arguing with other people who have aspergers. I guess I am freaking cold hearted then huh? Meems, I'll tell you when and If I ever marry a bi-woman. I'll just pretend to be gay, and she can be on top. I have the shittiest head ache.... what the hell did I even just say?
That's OK, I don't need any updates about you pretending to be gay to somehow get a woman to marry you. Good luck, though!
If you were to marry me and stay loyal, even you meems, but you aren't that type anyways, nor are you my type. I am sad now.
You and meems would be a phenomenal funny couple.
By my Boo-ish authority, I now pronounce you wife and husband. You may... pretend to be gay now.
I FINALLY HAVE A WIFE
You are bi aren't you.... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! !! !! !! !! !! ! Let me get my things......
Let's get matching I
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