What do you wear on a blind date?

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11 Jan 2024, 11:15 am

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That’s just like some guys I knew when I was young. One of them even had the same slicked back, blonde hair! However, humping pillows seems to be more popular than rocks. It’s such a widespread issue they needed to have a sermon about it.


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13 Jan 2024, 11:04 am

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13 Jan 2024, 11:07 am

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16 Jan 2024, 12:41 pm

I prefer my dates to wear something like Freddie Mercury’s white ensemble from the music video “Somebody to Love.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M


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17 Jan 2024, 2:25 pm

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18 Jan 2024, 4:21 am

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18 Jan 2024, 10:20 am

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YES!! !



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18 Jan 2024, 10:22 am

Seriously - anything you feel comfortable in that will not get you arrested.

All others - everything TwilightPrincess is posting. OMG hilarious.



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18 Jan 2024, 6:15 pm

Thanks! :D

Yeah, choosing stuff that won’t get you arrested is a great starting point. I need to start giving that more consideration. JK :lol:


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18 Jan 2024, 6:16 pm

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I could unironically wear that shirt.


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18 Jan 2024, 6:58 pm

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Reminds me of:


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18 Jan 2024, 7:20 pm

Kissing frogs is almost always a bad idea. I try to avoid even picking them up these days on account of their permeable skin. :nerdy:

I like frogs, well, not perverted ones.


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19 Jan 2024, 11:58 pm



https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GwpjmSuVxpo

Sounds about right. Maybe she should go hiking.


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20 Jan 2024, 2:30 pm

Useful advice for the straight, single ladies:


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20 Jan 2024, 2:48 pm

That was hilarious! She reminds me of Cindylou Who. :D Done and done. That was awesome.