Why wouldn't you date the user above you?

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22 Dec 2012, 3:10 am

because i lost the proof of purchase and cant prove shes mine anymore.



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22 Dec 2012, 3:56 am

You lost the recepit for the nut/engagement ring? How could you! :razz:


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22 Dec 2012, 3:58 am

Because going out with a 23 year old would make me a bit of a cradle snatcher.


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22 Dec 2012, 4:49 am

Alycat for thinking 2 lousy years = cradle-snatching.

And Kjas for breaking my widdiw heart! *gasp* so cruel! :cry:


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22 Dec 2012, 5:01 am

Because he has already forgotten me, and is chasing after big cats now :wink:



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22 Dec 2012, 5:08 am

Naw.... THAT would be cradle-snatching. ;) I'm more interested in people my age and an ocean away...

...but you're an ocean away! :viking:



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22 Dec 2012, 5:08 am

Edit: For ninja posting before me!

Because I'm sure she's bigger than me in more ways than one. :lol:

And aly would die of horror to know that I have dated men who were 11 years older than me before - not to mention the current one is older than her. :lol:

And I'm very sure it was never I who broke your heart BM, but someone else who habours your affections here on WP. ;) :razz:


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22 Dec 2012, 5:37 am

I'd tap that...



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22 Dec 2012, 6:01 am

Wouldn't date cause Sword Kirby is way inferior to Cutter Kirby.



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22 Dec 2012, 9:03 am

cuz the gangster life is too dangerous for me.


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22 Dec 2012, 12:01 pm

Cuz' she doesn't appreciate how hard it was for him to earn the "Made Man" perk!

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22 Dec 2012, 11:38 pm

Because even though I really like my own space, half a world away would be ridiculous! :wink:



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22 Dec 2012, 11:44 pm

1.You're probably a lot older than me.

2.I barely know you

3.I'm a talking pokemon. But I don't date humans.



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22 Dec 2012, 11:52 pm

Because a woman does not need reminding she's 'older' :roll:



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23 Dec 2012, 1:07 am

Because she doesn't realize "older" for the kiddies mean "hot stuff" to our generation! ;)



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23 Dec 2012, 1:18 am

Because he just grouped me in with the "kiddies".
Kjas is not impressed. :evil:


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