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IsabellaLinton
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22 Jul 2023, 10:15 am

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Is jealous of tampons because he wants to be the only thing in there. It’s his “property.” “Mine, mine, MINE.”

He should’ve just gotten a doll. :roll:


I'm pretty sure Charles said the same of Camilla. Maybe you're secretly royal? Or was it Bill Clinton and Monica? In which case you'd better scurry along to the dry cleaner.


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22 Jul 2023, 10:17 am

:lol:


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22 Jul 2023, 10:18 am

By the way Recidivist, re: your shopping excursion, I can tell you right now the women in that aisle would have known why you were taking pictures and they likely thought it was the sweetest thing ever. Some of them may have been jealous that their partner doesn't do that for them. You should have been a TV commercial. Women love that stuff when big tough guys go out of their way and humble themselves to help their partner.

That counts as a big green flag, actually.


Time for more FB: :heart:




https://youtu.be/mRuSDZkhO-M


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22 Jul 2023, 10:39 am

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What did you pick? Curious minds wanna know. I hope it didn't involve beach towels.


To satisfy your curiosity it was a difficult choice as there was also a special offer on some products (3 for 2) which f****d with my status quo. I bought Bodiform Ultra (heavy f*****g lava flow) and pantyliners which was a new buying experience for me, I didn't realise they came in different sizes doh! It did seem that the smaller liners you bought the smaller size flow, you couldn't buy small liners with heavy flow WTF! Small women clearly don't have heavy flow in the minds of the makers.


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22 Jul 2023, 10:46 am

That's weird you say that! I had a debate about that on AF lol. I objected to why some are branded as "teen". WTF does that mean? Are all teens small? Are all non-teens big? What difference does body size make compared to flow needs? One brand even has black charcoal lining so you can't see what's happening. That really freaked me out. There are lots of hot (meaning contencious) topics about periods and products if you're ever bored lol. Maybe check the leg or pube shaving threads next time you're bored with PPR. :lol:

Never heard of Bodiform but I hope they were sufficient and she was grateful. :heart:

Also glad they were for her, and not the other one. lmao.


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22 Jul 2023, 10:57 am

I don't think I'll ever get bored enough to look at period & products thread :lol:

As for Bodiform, the only noteworthy thing about their products is their advert jingle which sounds like a rip off of the chorus Whoooooa from Heart's Alone song

Whoooa Bodyform For You


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22 Jul 2023, 10:59 am

I'm hearing that song "What About Love?" - is that Heart too?


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22 Jul 2023, 11:13 am

^ Yes, much closer to it.


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22 Jul 2023, 11:18 am

Some guy wrote this about Bodyform after watching the adverts

"Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings ! ! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied ! ! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger "


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22 Jul 2023, 11:24 am

Bodyform replied to that comment with another advert


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22 Jul 2023, 11:24 am

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Some guy wrote this about Bodyform after watching the adverts

"Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings ! ! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied ! ! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger "



:lol: :heart: :heart:


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22 Jul 2023, 11:34 am

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Bodyform replied to that comment with another advert



;dfjd;kfjsd;fk :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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25 Jul 2023, 6:47 pm

- thinks women can be bought and shipped

- has an attitude like the man in this quote:

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One other point I'll make is that, although men do, in general, care more about "conventional attractiveness", a woman can make herself more attractive to a man. By this, I mean specifically in terms of sex, as if a man really has a good time with a certain woman sexually, he will want to be with her even if he didn't think her especially attractive when he first met her.


The question should be: how can one be less attractive to such a man? They aren’t worth any woman’s time. Staying single until someone better comes along is the way to go. Even if someone doesn’t come along, there are worse things than being single.


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26 Jul 2023, 6:04 am

^ Eh what?


You could be a 10//10 in the bedroom, but that doesn't mean I'd find you attractive. Mind you, I'm pretty shallow, I haven't had sex with anyone I didn't find attractive.


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26 Jul 2023, 8:23 am

Cares a lot more about how the relationship starts than how both people within the relationship treat each other


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26 Jul 2023, 8:30 am

- thinks a girlfriend or spouse should be more attractive than they are. I think I blame TV for this. It's common in TV shows for the man to be overweight or not conventionally attractive but not the woman.

- refers to certain songs as "angry girl music," but when similar music is performed by men, it's just "music."

- tells women to smile when they don't feel like it

- is dismissive about women's struggles with love and dating

- cares more about his goats than his bride


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