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CaptainTrips222
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20 Mar 2011, 1:25 am

This blow up doll turned me down. I had to get one of those flesh and blood kind- you know, a woman. God their expensive.



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20 Mar 2011, 9:00 pm

CaptainTrips222 wrote:
This blow up doll turned me down. I had to get one of those flesh and blood kind- you know, a woman. God their expensive.


this lonely guy got himself a blow-up doll, and finally he was soooo happy. he could be seen putting flowers it its hair and talking to it and having himself a big ol' time. then one day his neighbors saw him looking glum, so he was asked "what happened?" so he explained, "we were watching a romantic movie, and i got into the mood, so i bit her on the earlobe, and she farted and flew out the window."



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20 Mar 2011, 11:12 pm

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So how a rich animal looks like?


http://www.petsdo.com/blog/top-ten-10-r ... pets-world



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20 Mar 2011, 11:54 pm

Afraid nobody around here understands my potato. I think I'm only a spudboy looking for a real tomato. T_T



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21 Mar 2011, 3:46 am

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Afraid nobody around here understands my potato. I think I'm only a spudboy looking for a real tomato. T_T


You say tomato, I say blow up doll.



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21 Mar 2011, 9:25 am

CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Xeno wrote:
Afraid nobody around here understands my potato. I think I'm only a spudboy looking for a real tomato. T_T


You say tomato, I say blow up doll.


You say blow up doll, I say RealDoll.



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21 Mar 2011, 2:40 pm

Xeno wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Xeno wrote:
Afraid nobody around here understands my potato. I think I'm only a spudboy looking for a real tomato. T_T


You say tomato, I say blow up doll.


You say blow up doll, I say RealDoll.


You say RealDoll, I say artificially intelligent android that feels just like a real human.


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21 Mar 2011, 3:41 pm

MONKEY wrote:
Xeno wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Xeno wrote:
Afraid nobody around here understands my potato. I think I'm only a spudboy looking for a real tomato. T_T


You say tomato, I say blow up doll.


You say blow up doll, I say RealDoll.


You say RealDoll, I say artificially intelligent android that feels just like a real human.


You say artificially intelligent android that feels just like a real human, I ask where I can get one.



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21 Mar 2011, 10:55 pm

Xeno wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
Xeno wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Xeno wrote:
Afraid nobody around here understands my potato. I think I'm only a spudboy looking for a real tomato. T_T


You say tomato, I say blow up doll.


You say blow up doll, I say RealDoll.


You say RealDoll, I say artificially intelligent android that feels just like a real human.


You say artificially intelligent android that feels just like a real human, I ask where I can get one.


You ask where you can get one...... I ask where I can get one, too.



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22 Mar 2011, 12:56 am

we [the unloved and unwanted] we all just born at the wrong time, too damned early. in a "futurama" world hence, we'd be looking back to the present time and wondering, "what did those poor saps do before sexbots?"



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22 Mar 2011, 3:36 am

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And that fur better be clean!


We know all about you New Zealanders and sheep.

Don't embarrass yourself by bringing the subject up. :D



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22 Mar 2011, 3:48 am

Sheep have wool, not fur. Also there are more sheep in Australia.



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22 Mar 2011, 4:07 am

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Sheep have wool, not fur. Also there are more sheep in Australia.


Yeah but we don't need them because most of us live on the coast with all those tanned, fit surfer chicks and blokes.

Anyway, all the "cool" New Zealanders of your age have already moved to Australia. :twisted:



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22 Mar 2011, 6:06 am

auntblabby wrote:
we [the unloved and unwanted] we all just born at the wrong time, too damned early. in a "futurama" world hence, we'd be looking back to the present time and wondering, "what did those poor saps do before sexbots?"


I'm watching it on Comedy Central right now.



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22 Mar 2011, 6:08 am

auntblabby wrote:
we [the unloved and unwanted] we all just born at the wrong time, too damned early. in a "futurama" world hence, we'd be looking back to the present time and wondering, "what did those poor saps do before sexbots?"


I'm watching it on Comedy Central right now.