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03 Apr 2011, 2:25 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

DCxMagus wrote:

that must be my problem too, I'm so unattainably hot that girls must believe they can't have me and therefor don't approach me. That must be the reason for why when I walk into a room every girl doesn't immediately drop everything and flock over to me and begin ripping their clothes off and throwing their phone numbers at me, it's because I'm to hot...

Hi Edward Cullen.

shhhh you giving my secret identity away! now I'm going to have to disappear for a month and make a new user name....

oh wait no I wont I forgot I'm so godlike attractive that no one would dare approach my Adonis-like statute, I would post a picture but then no one would be able to scroll past this post less their eyes fell upon my immensely perfected good looks and they immediately would have to close the browser because they failed their saving throw against my uncanny charisma!

*yes that was just a long AD&D joke and I'm proud of it.

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04 Apr 2011, 8:45 am

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Hi Edward Cullen.

Shhhh....ok ok ..... :lol:

, but if you post your photo then your secret will be safe since everyone's memory will be wiped out once they look at your godly photo.

But please try to not post it on the same page of Nim's photos, otherwise the combination of your and his photos will cause a chronic defection to our mortal brains.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:15 pm

I would have figured it would have caused a cascade anomaly in the delta sector, causing a cataclysmic bend in space time - only fixable by Cpt. Jean Luke Picard and his faithful crew of overpaid actors...

Oh, and anyone that actually !ANSWERED! my original question, ty.

One of my pictures has been dispatched to one person that posted on this post - who I found to be neutral.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:41 pm

hale_bopp wrote:

This thread is useless without pics. If you want us to believe you are attractive, prove it. Wheres your hot or not photo? Do you know most of the actually hot people on hot or not get down rated by haters?

I'm a 9.7 .

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04 Apr 2011, 1:41 pm

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:47 pm

I wouldn't want to be ruined for life for my husband or the fairer sex, emlion. :roll:

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04 Apr 2011, 1:47 pm

emlion wrote:

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

You scare me like jesus, and hotdogs.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:48 pm

Nim wrote:

emlion wrote:

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

You scare me like jesus, and hotdogs.

i am pretty scary.
it's true.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:50 pm

emlion wrote:

Nim wrote:

emlion wrote:

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

You scare me like jesus, and hotdogs.

i am pretty scary.
it's true.

Like a river snark, that jumps up and bites you with vicious sarcasm. (replace vicious with vivacious if preferred)

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04 Apr 2011, 1:50 pm

Nim wrote:

emlion wrote:

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

You scare me like jesus, and hotdogs.

Nothing gives me chills like a jewish zombie and processed pork products.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:50 pm

Nim wrote:

emlion wrote:

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

You scare me like jesus, and hotdogs.

What kind of hotdogs?

Are you like Eastboro Baptist church and run screaming from them because they're ungodly?

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04 Apr 2011, 1:53 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Nim wrote:

emlion wrote:

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

You scare me like jesus, and hotdogs.

What kind of hotdogs?

Are you like Eastboro Baptist church and run screaming from them because they're ungodly?

Technically I hate sausage and hotdog's, milk or dairy, microwaves, non-fat, low-fat, or sugar free. Many small breeds of short haired dogs because they irritate my eyes (literally). Beef, pork, turkey, white bread, and eggplant/avocado.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:54 pm

MXH wrote:

Nim wrote:

emlion wrote:

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

You scare me like jesus, and hotdogs.

Nothing gives me chills like a jewish zombie and processed pork products.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:54 pm

It's hard to make a sandwich without some of those ingredients.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:56 pm

Nim wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Nim wrote:

emlion wrote:

pics or it didn't happen.
that's the rule.

You scare me like jesus, and hotdogs.

What kind of hotdogs?

Are you like Eastboro Baptist church and run screaming from them because they're ungodly?

Dammit... now I want a white bread sandwich with cheese, avocados, and turkey.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:59 pm

I hate dairy, turkey gives me nightmares the entire night, and I'm moderately allergic to avocado.

But you go ahead.

Oh, and on the bread... I was honored enough to sit down and hear a story by an old vet. He said they had bread but they ran out. So they realized they had plenty of wood shavings. So the military actually mixed in wood shavings with the bread to make it more filling for the soldiers. But a actual dependence on bread seems socially absurd. We should all eat rice and whole grains, not puffy bleached processed powder
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