21 Apr 2011, 12:52 pm
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
I bet you don't even know what women's knobs are. Most men don't. It's not their fault. They assume that we're like them. That's why they "fiddle" with us in an experimental fashion, instead of actually doing things the proper way.
That big on/off switch at the top = a man's *cough, cough.*
That's all there is to it. Men are ridiculously simple to operate.
Way to make assumptions.
And what's so wrong with experimenting? I don't claim to know everything. Also, experimenting is fun. I wonder what this one does?
Once you know what every button does, there's zero point pushing it, because you already know what's gonna happen. Yawn.
Are you one of those people who reads the instructions thoroughly before they put flat pack furniture together?
21 Apr 2011, 12:59 pm
all_white wrote:
It's the men who are at fault, for attempting to operate women as though they were men. Doing so will not have the desired effect.
You would be wise to study and learn the proper controls, for your future reference:
You would be wise to study and learn the proper controls, for your future reference:
I simply could not stop laughing! You always say the funniest things, and as someone who loves to use equipment similar looking to that in the picture, I found that very funny. That picture is so true! The unfortunate thing is that the manual for women is either missing or in another language, so men have no choice but to use trial and error. 
21 Apr 2011, 1:08 pm
Moog wrote:
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
I bet you don't even know what women's knobs are. Most men don't. It's not their fault. They assume that we're like them. That's why they "fiddle" with us in an experimental fashion, instead of actually doing things the proper way.
That big on/off switch at the top = a man's *cough, cough.*
That's all there is to it. Men are ridiculously simple to operate.
Way to make assumptions.
And what's so wrong with experimenting? I don't claim to know everything. Also, experimenting is fun. I wonder what this one does?
Once you know what every button does, there's zero point pushing it, because you already know what's gonna happen. Yawn.
Are you one of those people who reads the instructions thoroughly before they put flat pack furniture together?
Moog, maybe we're not interpreting the illustration in quite the same way. *cough, cough* Don't get mad.
I thought it was about sex and arousal...you thought it was about....well, I have no idea what you thought, to be honest. People see things in different ways.
When I saw it, it instantly made me laugh, because it reminded me of the infinite ways and places I want to be touched by a man, whereas he mistakenly always dives for my genitals and never notices all my other buttons because he assumes I only have one switch.
I am one of those people who doesn't even attempt to assemble flat-pack furniture. I am a helpless female.
I am hereby adding to my list of requirements a man who is good at assembling flat-pack furniture for me! I can be his assistant, and hand him bits that are lying on the floor when he says "honey, hand me that bit. No, that bit. Thanks."
Emuman, trial and error is good, but there's one way that's even better. It's just that it happens to be something that men hate: asking for directions.
21 Apr 2011, 1:11 pm
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
I bet you don't even know what women's knobs are. Most men don't. It's not their fault. They assume that we're like them. That's why they "fiddle" with us in an experimental fashion, instead of actually doing things the proper way.
That big on/off switch at the top = a man's *cough, cough.*
That's all there is to it. Men are ridiculously simple to operate.
Way to make assumptions.
And what's so wrong with experimenting? I don't claim to know everything. Also, experimenting is fun. I wonder what this one does?
Once you know what every button does, there's zero point pushing it, because you already know what's gonna happen. Yawn.
Are you one of those people who reads the instructions thoroughly before they put flat pack furniture together?
Moog, maybe we're not interpreting the illustration in quite the same way. *cough, cough* Don't get mad.
I thought it was about sex and arousal...you thought it was about....well, I have no idea what you thought, to be honest. People see things in different ways.
When I saw it, it instantly made me laugh, because it reminded me of the infinite ways and places I want to be touched by a man, whereas he mistakenly always dives for my genitals and never notices all my other buttons because he assumes I only have one switch.
I am one of those people who doesn't even attempt to assemble flat-pack furniture. I am a helpless female.
I am hereby adding to my list of requirements a man who is good at assembling flat-pack furniture for me! I can be his assistant, and hand him bits that are lying on the floor when he says "honey, hand me that bit. No, that bit. Thanks."
Emuman, trial and error is good, but there's one way that's even better. It's just that it happens to be something that men hate: asking for directions.
Ahh, so you're implying that I'm sexually incompetent? Well that's much better.
21 Apr 2011, 1:15 pm
Moog wrote:
Ahh, so you're implying that I'm sexually incompetent? Well that's much better.
When did I ever say that? I'm flabbergasted!
I am not implying anything about you!
Please provide a quote for anywhere that all_white said or implied that Moog was sexually incompetent! This is crazy! Why make such weird allegations?
I have no idea why I say the most innocent things and people get mad with me on here all the time. Sometimes I think I must be going mad.
All I was doing was explaining how I interpret the illustration. Feel free to share how you see it! Maybe it never even made you think of sex. Maybe it was more neurological differences you were thinking of? Or something else?
Like I said, I can have no idea.
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21 Apr 2011, 1:17 pm
all_white wrote:
Men have a just as complicated personality as a woman does...I hope you don't see every man as "dull as dishwater".
21 Apr 2011, 1:17 pm
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
I bet you don't even know what women's knobs are.
What's to misinterpret?
And how much do you bet?
21 Apr 2011, 1:49 pm
Starlight-Supernova wrote:
Men have a just as complicated personality as a woman does...I hope you don't see every man as "dull as dishwater".
Not at all. I wasn't interpreting those buttons to have anything to do with personality. I was thinking they were about our sexual differences. It's open to interpretation.
Moog wrote:
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
I love fiddling with women's knobs.
I bet you don't even know what women's knobs are.
What's to misinterpret?
And how much do you bet?
Oh, I see! I do apologise. I wasn't meaning that as a personal attack on you. When I wrote that, I was actually bitterly and ruefully thinking about all my sexual encounters thus far, not about you (since you don't happen to feaure among them).
But, of course, you had no way of knowing that, did you?
I keep forgetting other people don't know what's inside my head, and I just write down exactly what comes flowing out of my brain. To me, it makes perfect sense. To others, it often doesn't. I'm so stupid.
*sigh*
Moog wrote:
And how much do you bet?
Em....I can see where this is leading.
There's only one way to settle this, isn't there?
Bwa ha ha!
21 Apr 2011, 1:54 pm
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21 Apr 2011, 1:55 pm
all_white wrote:
Not at all. I wasn't interpreting those buttons to have anything to do with personality. I was thinking they were about our sexual differences. It's open to interpretation.
Oh I see...although I thought you didn't mean that when Moog implied it.
Well....men like positions on Woman so that could count, right?
21 Apr 2011, 4:31 pm
all_white wrote:
Oh, I see! I do apologise. I wasn't meaning that as a personal attack on you. When I wrote that, I was actually bitterly and ruefully thinking about all my sexual encounters thus far, not about you (since you don't happen to feaure among them).
I accept your apology.
Quote:
But, of course, you had no way of knowing that, did you?
Nooo
Quote:
I keep forgetting other people don't know what's inside my head, and I just write down exactly what comes flowing out of my brain. To me, it makes perfect sense. To others, it often doesn't. I'm so stupid.
Maybe just a bit absent minded?
Quote:
*sigh*
Em....I can see where this is leading.
There's only one way to settle this, isn't there?
Bwa ha ha!
Moog wrote:
And how much do you bet?
Em....I can see where this is leading.
There's only one way to settle this, isn't there?
Bwa ha ha!
Arm wrestling?
21 Apr 2011, 4:38 pm
Moog wrote:
Maybe just a bit absent minded?
Quote:
*sigh*
Em....I can see where this is leading.
There's only one way to settle this, isn't there?
Bwa ha ha!
Moog wrote:
And how much do you bet?
Em....I can see where this is leading.
There's only one way to settle this, isn't there?
Bwa ha ha!
Arm wrestling?
I'm terribly absent-minded!
Who are you again?
I'm no good at arm wrestling. I have strong arms for a girl but am no match for a man. But I actually enjoy challenging men to arm wrestle me, just so I can enjoy them beating me effortlessly and swoon and go weak at the kness over how strong they are.
Arm wrestling wasn't actually what I was referring to, but if you don't get what I was referring to, I am not about to explain, and am done with hi-jacking this thread.
*disappears*
21 Apr 2011, 4:40 pm
21 Apr 2011, 5:26 pm
all_white wrote:
Ha ha! I've already described both myself and him somewhere else:
I was deadly serious. I need a husband.
I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.
He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.
Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?
LOL
I guess I place it here.
all_white wrote:
I was deadly serious. I need a husband.
I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.
He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.
Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?
LOL
I guess I place it here.
You want to meet at a coffeeshop sometime?
Ok, wrong continent, but seriously, put up an OkCupid profile. Leave out the part about being available for sex or needing a husband (those things are implied as ultimate goals, but saying them upfront can come across as being desperate to "settle"), add in something about your personality, activities you enjoy and so on, and you should get tons of date offers.
21 Apr 2011, 5:31 pm
DrizzleMan wrote:
Ok, wrong continent, but seriously, put up an OkCupid profile. Leave out the part about being available for sex or needing a husband (those things are implied as ultimate goals, but saying them upfront can come across as being desperate to "settle"), and you should get tons of date offers.
I am not "available for sex." I did not state that. Those are your words. Edit: unless I'm being absent-minded again, like I was with Moog's quote!
I am a Christian and, as such, am only available for sex within a marriage. That's why I need a husband. There are also other reasons for needing a husband, which I have discussed in the thread that quote came from.
Thank you for the advice though. I do already have a profile on a Christian dating website.
21 Apr 2011, 5:45 pm
all_white wrote:
DrizzleMan wrote:
Ok, wrong continent, but seriously, put up an OkCupid profile. Leave out the part about being available for sex or needing a husband (those things are implied as ultimate goals, but saying them upfront can come across as being desperate to "settle"), and you should get tons of date offers.
I am not "available for sex." I did not state that. Those are your words. Edit: unless I'm being absent-minded again, like I was with Moog's quote!
I am a Christian and, as such, am only available for sex within a marriage. That's why I need a husband. There are also other reasons for needing a husband, which I have discussed in the thread that quote came from.
Thank you for the advice though. I do already have a profile on a Christian dating website.
I meant the part about "he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions". Sex within marriage is implied, no need to say it outright.
Also, OkCupid is bigger than most specialized dating sites and there's no harm in putting up another profile. You can even list your religion as "Christian, and very serious about it" on OkCupid if you want to filter people that way.
