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18 May 2011, 9:08 am

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I am drunk and I will say that bboth Boo and Moog are great catches and

aaaand?

That sentence was just getting interesting.

Hope you're not too hungover today, zen

This is the funniest thing I have seen on WP in a long time.

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18 May 2011, 10:56 am

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I am drunk and I will say that bboth Boo and Moog are great catches and

I am not sure how true is that (at least for me, I am sure Moog is a great catch.....I mean, look at his beard damn it!)

But thanks anyways.

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18 May 2011, 11:11 am

Some people have told me that I need to have a good coke concretion & keep the girl wired. I've also been told I need to act like an abusive pimp

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18 May 2011, 11:14 am

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Some people have told me that I need to have a good coke concretion & keep the girl wired. I've also been told I need to act like an abusive pimp

Did it work?

(I really hope you didn't take that advice)

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18 May 2011, 11:20 am

Moog wrote:

nick007 wrote:

Some people have told me that I need to have a good coke concretion & keep the girl wired. I've also been told I need to act like an abusive pimp

Did it work?

(I really hope you didn't take that advice)

I'm straight__edge & too sensitive & caring to try that but unfortunately I do see some women go for that & it makes me sick

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18 May 2011, 11:32 am

nick007 wrote:

Moog wrote:

nick007 wrote:

Some people have told me that I need to have a good coke concretion & keep the girl wired. I've also been told I need to act like an abusive pimp

Did it work?

(I really hope you didn't take that advice)

I'm straight__edge & too sensitive & caring to try that but unfortunately I do see some women go for that & it makes me sick

Women who really go for that kind of men aren't worth your time, nick (they're either jerks themselves or way too idiots). You shouldn't view them as potential partners who have been stolen from you by such jerks.
I get more upset (feel of regret, angry at myself) when a nice compatible girl (a potential partner) is got taken by a really good guy just from under my nose, because I would know that I had to try better.

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18 May 2011, 1:56 pm

"Just lose x amount of pounds and all the guys/girls will be all over you."

Um...shallow much? Sadly I kinda believe this to an extent. However I have been having more luck lately attracting people on OkCupid...

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18 May 2011, 4:01 pm

Moog wrote:

zen_mistress wrote:

I am drunk and I will say that bboth Boo and Moog are great catches and

aaaand?

That sentence was just getting interesting.

Hope you're not too hungover today, zen

Thanks, and yes I am a little hungover. Considering breakfast.

I think my train of thought was looking over the thread and wanting to point out that both you and Boo are good catches and then I kind of didnt know how to finish the sentence. I didnt feel the need to finish it like I would when I was sober so I just submitted it like that.

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

zen_mistress wrote:

I am drunk and I will say that bboth Boo and Moog are great catches and

I am not sure how true is that (at least for me, I am sure Moog is a great catch.....I mean, look at his beard damn it!)

But thanks anyways.

/Logging out.

I think you are both good catches, judging from your interesting posts, and I have seen photographs of both of you too. So I think that my opinion is true.

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18 May 2011, 4:06 pm

I'd be a good catch if I had a job. Boo's way ahead of me there. But more and more I question the value of having a woman in my life anyway. Sorry girls. :wink:

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18 May 2011, 4:27 pm

Well it is up to you. Perhaps it is easier to get closer to enlightenment without a partner.

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18 May 2011, 4:52 pm

Didn't the buddha ditch his wife and kid because they were a distraction from his attainment? See even the enlightened teachings or Mr Buddha are a mask for him being a twat to his misses

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18 May 2011, 4:56 pm

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Didn't the buddha ditch his wife and kid because they were a distraction from his attainment? See even the enlightened teachings or Mr Buddha are a mask for him being a twat to his misses

Yes he did. But he left them in good hands, and he taught his son. Better than leaving them because he wanted to shack up with other women and take up a career as a crack smoking lunatic, IMHO

He named his son 'Rahula' which means fetter. And I know exactly what he meant.

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18 May 2011, 5:43 pm

Rahula sounds like a type of pasta dish to me...which has just made me hungry

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18 May 2011, 5:54 pm

I think the worst relationship advice I see a lot is the implication that dating is required. Just hang out, if you don't like dating. I've been in some relationships, but none started with a date. I've had some okay dates, but I could count all of them on one hand.

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18 May 2011, 6:24 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

nick007 wrote:

Moog wrote:

nick007 wrote:

Some people have told me that I need to have a good coke concretion & keep the girl wired. I've also been told I need to act like an abusive pimp

Did it work?

(I really hope you didn't take that advice)

I'm straight__edge & too sensitive & caring to try that but unfortunately I do see some women go for that & it makes me sick

Wow... so if a female finds herself in an abusive relationship she's stupid?

You don't know much about abuse.

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18 May 2011, 6:32 pm

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Wow... so if a female finds herself in an abusive relationship she's stupid?

I think the issue was girls who look for that quality in a guy.

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