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12 Nov 2011, 2:45 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
As an Aspie girl, I hear that I automatically get any guy I want just because I'm female.

I decided 3 seconds ago that I wanted someone rich, handsome, witty, kind and well endowed, who is an astrophysicist who plays the violin and helps crippled children in his spare time.

He has not materialised and I feel cheated of my birthright.

Please explain.


It isn't quite automatic, you have to post several photos of your breasts on this thread

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt152302.html

And then he will arrive at your door within 72 hours.



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12 Nov 2011, 3:16 pm

DC wrote:
And then he will arrive at your door within 72 hours.


People usually don't begin relationships with sex. They feel embarrassed the next day. It's possible to work past the embarrassment.



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12 Nov 2011, 3:57 pm

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girls ... more easily able to find someone to date. None of this applied to me.


Simply because you are female, you will get messages on online dating sites.

Curious if you've tried this yet.


I have. It didn't work. Practically no messages. This is a myth.



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12 Nov 2011, 4:02 pm

I had this really awesome falafel salad last night. At first I thought I bought the falafels and the salad vegetables at the supermarket, but now I realise that I received that salad because of Female Privilege.


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12 Nov 2011, 4:31 pm

zen_mistress wrote:
I had this really awesome falafel salad last night. At first I thought I bought the falafels and the salad vegetables at the supermarket, but now I realise that I received that salad because of Female Privilege.


:lol: :lol:


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12 Nov 2011, 5:12 pm

Falafel are Islamist, they wouldn't provide any Female Privilege.



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12 Nov 2011, 5:31 pm

SoftlyStepping wrote:
hanyo wrote:
shrox wrote:
girls ... more easily able to find someone to date. None of this applied to me.


Simply because you are female, you will get messages on online dating sites.

Curious if you've tried this yet.


Hey, I didn't say that.



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12 Nov 2011, 5:41 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke


Perhaps you have not noticed the plethora of posts dismissing the struggles that females with AS face because "we can get laid more easily".


well... you do :P


Love is not the same as sex though.



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12 Nov 2011, 6:22 pm

SoftlyStepping wrote:
hanyo wrote:
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girls ... more easily able to find someone to date. None of this applied to me.


Simply because you are female, you will get messages on online dating sites.

Curious if you've tried this yet.


I have. It didn't work. Practically no messages. This is a myth.


Erm. I'm guessing small town, or tacky profile pics.

Or wrong web site.



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12 Nov 2011, 6:29 pm

Your rich, handsome personable man is stuck in traffic. An oil tanker turned over, you see. :wink:


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12 Nov 2011, 9:02 pm

where's mine!? my mum mentioned grankids today and how my brother shouldnt have children 8O . i'm not even close



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12 Nov 2011, 9:11 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Falafel are Islamist, they wouldn't provide any Female Privilege.


I don't know... some women like seeing a fella fell.



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12 Nov 2011, 9:11 pm

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where's mine!? my mum mentioned grankids today and how my brother shouldnt have children 8O . i'm not even close


He's skiing in the Alps. He should be back next Friday. 8)


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12 Nov 2011, 9:17 pm

zen_mistress wrote:
I had this really awesome falafel salad last night. At first I thought I bought the falafels and the salad vegetables at the supermarket, but now I realise that I received that salad because of Female Privilege.


So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.



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12 Nov 2011, 9:18 pm

DialAForAwesome wrote:
OneStepBeyond wrote:
where's mine!? my mum mentioned grankids today and how my brother shouldnt have children 8O . i'm not even close


He's skiing in the Alps. He should be back next Friday. 8)


ah, the sly old dog



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12 Nov 2011, 9:21 pm

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Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her?


The real smart men don't bother with that. They just pick one up for a few hours - or overnight at the most! - and put her back down when they're done. ;)