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03 Jun 2013, 9:32 am

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You can always do what my old roomate did. He was the trifecta of social awkwardness (gay, obese, autistic) and basically retreated from the human race as opposed to trying and dating normally. He became a furry and would dress up in a blue wolf costume and have sex with other people dressed in animal costumes. He gets laid far more than I do and doesn't even have to show his real face half the time.

Just go on "rule 34" and find your kink......... :wink:


Oh gosh, what's his cell # ... sounds like an erotic prison! ;;



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03 Jun 2013, 9:42 am

Geekonychus wrote:
You can always do what my old roomate did. He was the trifecta of social awkwardness (gay, obese, autistic) and basically retreated from the human race as opposed to trying and dating normally. He became a furry and would dress up in a blue wolf costume and have sex with other people dressed in animal costumes. He gets laid far more than I do and doesn't even have to show his real face half the time.

Just go on "rule 34" and find your kink......... :wink:
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It's a totally different game for the gays Geeko, it's a very open-mind and horny (like straight men) community- no offense.

You can't take a gay example for the straights.



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03 Jun 2013, 9:59 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Geekonychus wrote:
You can always do what my old roomate did. He was the trifecta of social awkwardness (gay, obese, autistic) and basically retreated from the human race as opposed to trying and dating normally. He became a furry and would dress up in a blue wolf costume and have sex with other people dressed in animal costumes. He gets laid far more than I do and doesn't even have to show his real face half the time.

Just go on "rule 34" and find your kink......... :wink:
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It's a totally different game for the gays Geeko, it's a very open-mind and horny (like straight men) community- no offense.

You can't take a gay example for the straights.


E's a bit confuzzled... Boo hath many faces, which means there's no distinction between "gay/straight" sex if the actors are all Boos... just sayin'...



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03 Jun 2013, 11:03 am

Einsteinologist wrote:
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Geekonychus wrote:
You can always do what my old roomate did. He was the trifecta of social awkwardness (gay, obese, autistic) and basically retreated from the human race as opposed to trying and dating normally. He became a furry and would dress up in a blue wolf costume and have sex with other people dressed in animal costumes. He gets laid far more than I do and doesn't even have to show his real face half the time.

Just go on "rule 34" and find your kink......... :wink:
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It's a totally different game for the gays Geeko, it's a very open-mind and horny (like straight men) community- no offense.

You can't take a gay example for the straights.


E's a bit confuzzled... Boo hath many faces, which means there's no distinction between "gay/straight" sex if the actors are all Boos... just sayin'...


My main point is that if he finds traditional dating too overwhelming, there are internet based communities who have alternate lifestyles..........

I was actually being facetious though because I think Tyri0n will be fine. If I were a woman I'd go out with him. :wink:

I feel like Tyri0n all the time really. Confidence is hard to maintain.



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03 Jun 2013, 1:02 pm

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My main point is that if he finds traditional dating too overwhelming, there are internet based communities who have alternate lifestyles..........

I was actually being facetious though because I think Tyri0n will be fine. If I were a woman I'd go out with him. :wink:

I feel like Tyri0n all the time really. Confidence is hard to maintain.[/quote]

I agree -- your words make perfect sense to me, wolf-person... you may be just a different version of your roommate -- it seems we've met! ;-)



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03 Jun 2013, 1:21 pm

Einsteinologist wrote:
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Geekonychus wrote:
You can always do what my old roomate did. He was the trifecta of social awkwardness (gay, obese, autistic) and basically retreated from the human race as opposed to trying and dating normally. He became a furry and would dress up in a blue wolf costume and have sex with other people dressed in animal costumes. He gets laid far more than I do and doesn't even have to show his real face half the time.

Just go on "rule 34" and find your kink......... :wink:
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It's a totally different game for the gays Geeko, it's a very open-mind and horny (like straight men) community- no offense.

You can't take a gay example for the straights.


E's a bit confuzzled... Boo hath many faces, which means there's no distinction between "gay/straight" sex if the actors are all Boos... just sayin'...



A Boo legion? That would be an awesome orgy!



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03 Jun 2013, 1:32 pm

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Einsteinologist wrote:
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Geekonychus wrote:
You can always do what my old roomate did. He was the trifecta of social awkwardness (gay, obese, autistic) and basically retreated from the human race as opposed to trying and dating normally. He became a furry and would dress up in a blue wolf costume and have sex with other people dressed in animal costumes. He gets laid far more than I do and doesn't even have to show his real face half the time.

Just go on "rule 34" and find your kink......... :wink:
.

It's a totally different game for the gays Geeko, it's a very open-mind and horny (like straight men) community- no offense.

You can't take a gay example for the straights.


E's a bit confuzzled... Boo hath many faces, which means there's no distinction between "gay/straight" sex if the actors are all Boos... just sayin'...



A Boo legion? That would be an awesome orgy!


Read my mind, Mask ;;;;;;;



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03 Jun 2013, 1:33 pm

Einsteinologist wrote:
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My main point is that if he finds traditional dating too overwhelming, there are internet based communities who have alternate lifestyles..........

I was actually being facetious though because I think Tyri0n will be fine. If I were a woman I'd go out with him. :wink:

I feel like Tyri0n all the time really. Confidence is hard to maintain.


I agree -- your words make perfect sense to me, wolf-person... you may be just a different version of your roommate -- it seems we've met! ;-)[/quote]

please god no............ :(



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03 Jun 2013, 1:36 pm

Einsteinologist wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Einsteinologist wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Geekonychus wrote:
You can always do what my old roomate did. He was the trifecta of social awkwardness (gay, obese, autistic) and basically retreated from the human race as opposed to trying and dating normally. He became a furry and would dress up in a blue wolf costume and have sex with other people dressed in animal costumes. He gets laid far more than I do and doesn't even have to show his real face half the time.

Just go on "rule 34" and find your kink......... :wink:
.

It's a totally different game for the gays Geeko, it's a very open-mind and horny (like straight men) community- no offense.

You can't take a gay example for the straights.


E's a bit confuzzled... Boo hath many faces, which means there's no distinction between "gay/straight" sex if the actors are all Boos... just sayin'...



A Boo legion? That would be an awesome orgy!


Read my mind, Mask ;;;;;;;


Ok...

My mind to your mind... my thoughts to your thoughts.....

...

hmm....


hmmm...

ARGHH!! !

*shivering*

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU??



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03 Jun 2013, 1:42 pm

No, I am not God, but I Know for a Scientific Fact that room mates are from G-d... I had the Best One on Planet Earth... but oddly enough he came in several pieces, so I became a pro construction crew to help out the furry little devil ;; ... I likes aminals ;-P Tee hee



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03 Jun 2013, 1:46 pm

GO!! BEGONE!!

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03 Jun 2013, 2:11 pm

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GO!! BEGONE!!

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Yes, laughing lowers cortisol levels, I tend to forget that when I'm cooped up in my bedroom hiding from my mom... lol



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03 Jun 2013, 2:37 pm

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GO!! BEGONE!!

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Yes, laughing lowers cortisol levels, I tend to forget that when I'm cooped up in my bedroom hiding from my mom... lol


:-| hiding why?



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03 Jun 2013, 3:14 pm

Her inferiority complex sets off my alarm system...
oh why must I have to "fix" my mother before I can feel like a free bird? hmmm...



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03 Jun 2013, 7:07 pm

If the girl likes you than she will make it easy for you by doing the talking. Girls like talking about themselves more than they like talking about the guy...



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03 Jun 2013, 7:08 pm

If the girl likes you than she will make it easy for you by doing the talking. Girls like talking about themselves more than they like talking about the guy...