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I got that, but I also thought he was implying something dirty.

Sorry...I get it now after ahayes' post. My mind rarely works that way. When I was 19 and in college, and the health center had a candy dish of free condoms, one of my friends literally had to explain to me why they would ever make such a thing as flavoured condoms.

1. without women the species would be dead

2. even if men could find a way to produce offspring we would have killed each other a long time ago

3. without women watson and crick never would have figured out the double helix, there are any number of discoveries like this, but this is the first one that came to mind

4. without women I wouldn't have dusty springfield music, and I'm totally not okay with that <again, first example of many possible>

5. without women comic books would suck, come on, admit it, you know it's true, all writing would, deep female characters help prose, even in it's most pulpy forms

6. nations where gender linked birth selection has skewed male to female ratio in a significant way is facing some serious issues in the near future

7. according to douglas adams the bronte sisters brother died leaning against a mantle trying to prove it could be done, this has NOTHING to do with how women enrich the world, in fact keep society from collapsing, just they were two quite prominant female authors, and I find that quite funny, dying doing something you are trying to prove can be done <I don't know entirely about the accuracy of the source, but it's in "salmon of doubt">

8. if alan turing had been sleeping with a woman instead he probably would have lived longer

9. I don't care how you dress him up, a man simply cannot play a vamp as well as a woman, I know this is shallow, but I've seen shakespeare plays performed by all male casts, it is not pretty, and the acting has never been good <call this connesieurship of acting>

10. tupperware would have been forgotten if not for mister tuppers female partners and their party marketing idea, and I'm sorry, I really love my tupperware ice cream scoop and my little herb storage thing

11. in my experience with games with community relations officers I've had better experiences with those of female sort

12. men are more akward to have conversations with

there, 12 reasons, okay, prolly 10, but close enough <I think>

The OP seriously needs to kick his weed habit.

Enough said.

that was kind of strange but I do agree with the guy to some extent...I mean girls ARE the most heavenly creatures on this here little planet we call Earth, IMHO.

However, the only time I'd ever 'bathe a girl' is if she's bathing me at the same time, know what I mean?

I think bathing a woman could be fun. Just like doing that thing with whipped cream.