16 Jun 2013, 7:57 am
Laddo wrote:
Alycat wrote:
I completely disagree. I vote ten out of ten.
Thank you, you are sweet
16 Jun 2013, 8:33 am
b9 wrote:
here is a picture of: if the left side of your face was symmetrical to the right side.
Pretty sure that's Ethan Hawke, not MXH.
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16 Jun 2013, 8:42 am
16 Jun 2013, 9:11 am
Uprising wrote:
b9 wrote:
here is a picture of: if the left side of your face was symmetrical to the right side.
Pretty sure that's Ethan Hawke, not MXH.
i created the pictures i posted and i do not even know who ethan hawke is.
you are wrong.
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16 Jun 2013, 9:35 am
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Laddo wrote:
Just because I'm curious
I just want to begin by saying that I do not mean to be hurtful in anyway. I'm just simply going by beauty standards that are grounded in human psychology.
I would currently rate your face a 5.5/10. I'll list the positives first
-you have nice shaped and sized lips
-great cheekbones
-a good well sized chin
-The shape of your eyes is good
Now I will list not so positives:
- The skin under your eyes appear baggy. A blepharoplasty could fix this.
- Your right ear (my right) appears to stick out too much compared to your left ear. Ear pinning surgery could fix this.
- Your nasal bridge appears to be a tiny bit crooked
-The top portion of your nasal bridge is a tiny bit too wide
- The middle portion of your nasal bridge is uneven on either side and is too narrow.
-The tip appears to be too wide. (overall an ideal nose is one that is straight on either side from the very base of the bridge to the nose tip).
-Face is too fat in the lower cheek area.
-Ramus
-Lose the mustache. The goaty and other facial stubble is fine but just please lose the mustache.
- Get eyebrows professionally groomed.
If you do all the above you will be a 7.5/10
to be a +8 you would need to get mandibular implants
I'll even do a photoshop later if I have time but I have stuff to do now so I won't be able to come back on for a while.
Jeez, way to overdo it.. There were way to many negative mentions above - is that your job being uber picky? And after having said all that you tell him that if he fixed all of those things you lined up, he'd be a 7.5/10.. I'm sorry but to me that makes you come of as a little shallow. There is no definitive answer for how beautiful each and every person is.. Let me just underline that with a quote by Margaret Wolfe Hungerford: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" - meaning every single person has their own idea about what beauty is - Whatever you read at plastic surgery school, if those books claim to know whats beautiful and not, then congratualations my dear, you've just spent valuable time being brain washed into believing total BS.
LADDO - You probably won't take what she said to seriously anyway, i believe your smarter than that.
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16 Jun 2013, 12:09 pm
Curious how this matches up to OkCupid's "my best face." Hotornot used to be good, but I can't remember how to use the site anymore. It was pretty cool back in 2009-10.
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16 Jun 2013, 1:00 pm
I'll bite. This was taken during bulk, so my face is a little bloated.
16 Jun 2013, 1:51 pm
b9 wrote:
Uprising wrote:
b9 wrote:
here is a picture of: if the left side of your face was symmetrical to the right side.
Pretty sure that's Ethan Hawke, not MXH.
i created the pictures i posted and i do not even know who ethan hawke is.
you are wrong.
Was also meant as a sarcastic joke post that you accidently took as serious, but I noticed sarcasm doesn't work on the net 99% of the times compared to real life.
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16 Jun 2013, 1:52 pm
Uprising wrote:
b9 wrote:
Uprising wrote:
b9 wrote:
here is a picture of: if the left side of your face was symmetrical to the right side.
Pretty sure that's Ethan Hawke, not MXH.
i created the pictures i posted and i do not even know who ethan hawke is.
you are wrong.
Was also meant as a sarcastic joke post that you accidently took as serious, but I noticed sarcasm doesn't work on the net 99% of the times compared to real life.
It's an Ass Burger forum. Make that 99.9% of the time.
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16 Jun 2013, 4:07 pm
WildTaltos wrote:
more liek the public humiliatin thread; that guy furthre up who lieked fairly nice only got a 5.5, I wuold probaly get a -10 becuse I have an uncorrected cleft lip and palate and my nose is crookd from that and bein broken a numbre of times. Crap liek this makes perfectly normal or nice lookin peple want to cut themselves to hell and back.
One of our cops has a cleft lip and he grew a mustache. You can't see it. Also, have you checked into any of those organizations that will fix it for free? They mainly do kids but I'd imagine they would help an adult.
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16 Jun 2013, 5:38 pm
ChromaticRaven wrote:
Jeez, way to overdo it.. There were way to many negative mentions above - is that your job being uber picky? And after having said all that you tell him that if he fixed all of those things you lined up, he'd be a 7.5/10.. I'm sorry but to me that makes you come of as a little shallow. There is no definitive answer for how beautiful each and every person is.. Let me just underline that with a quote by Margaret Wolfe Hungerford: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" - meaning every single person has their own idea about what beauty is - Whatever you read at plastic surgery school, if those books claim to know whats beautiful and not, then congratualations my dear, you've just spent valuable time being brain washed into believing total BS.
LADDO - You probably won't take what she said to seriously anyway, i believe your smarter than that.
I believe if you are going to post your face on here, you should be fully prepared of the outcome.
It isn't hard to see that this thread will not end well.
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16 Jun 2013, 5:39 pm
After submitting to the OP's suggestions we all become like those:
16 Jun 2013, 5:44 pm
Cafeaulait wrote:
BTW, what a f***ing dumb topic.
Perhaps, but on the plus side it's bringing WP people together.
We're seeing WP members compliment one another on their looks and appreciating the real beauty/handsomeness of one another.
How very nice to see this for a change!
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16 Jun 2013, 5:55 pm
JanuaryMan wrote:
Cafeaulait wrote:
BTW, what a f***ing dumb topic.
Perhaps, but on the plus side it's bringing WP people together.
We're seeing WP members compliment one another on their looks and appreciating the real beauty/handsomeness of one another.
How very nice to see this for a change!
What a nauseating change.
