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Ladywoofwoof
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13 Jul 2013, 1:18 pm

"Soul patches .. confuse me. "

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13 Jul 2013, 1:20 pm

Is that the guess if I'm a pedophile patch?



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13 Jul 2013, 1:21 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:
(Googles it) What on earth is a soil p.....

8O aaah !


I had to Google it too. It kinda reminds me of a landing strip... :P



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13 Jul 2013, 1:26 pm

belladonna25 wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
(Googles it) What on earth is a soil p.....

8O aaah !


I had to Google it too. It kinda reminds me of a landing strip... :P


If your landing strip is like an upside down Hitler....sorry Chaplin mustache.



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13 Jul 2013, 1:31 pm

albedo wrote:
belladonna25 wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
(Googles it) What on earth is a soil p.....

8O aaah !


I had to Google it too. It kinda reminds me of a landing strip... :P


If your landing strip is like an upside down Hitler....sorry Chaplin mustache.


Lol. My landing strip is non existant. I just trim there, but I'm not really into taking a lot of hair off, looks kind of weird to me...plus I have no boyfriend so no one is going to see it anyway :P



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13 Jul 2013, 1:36 pm

Ladywoofwoof wrote:
"Soul patches .. confuse me. "

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That guy reminds me of tom green



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13 Jul 2013, 1:44 pm

belladonna25 wrote:
albedo wrote:
belladonna25 wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
(Googles it) What on earth is a soil p.....

8O aaah !


I had to Google it too. It kinda reminds me of a landing strip... :P


If your landing strip is like an upside down Hitler....sorry Chaplin mustache.


Lol. My landing strip is non existant. I just trim there, but I'm not really into taking a lot of hair off, looks kind of weird to me...plus I have no boyfriend so no one is going to see it anyway :P

Sorry if it was a personal question, it was somewhat rhetorical. However I applaud you for just trimming down there. I agree it looks odd.

*edit* wait, I didn't ask a question...



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13 Jul 2013, 1:50 pm

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Is that the guess if I'm a pedophile patch?


:lol: ahahahaha


I for one have never really understood a goatee.
The effect is right there in the name...

Who on earth looks at themselves and thinks "You know what would make me look better ? If I look a lot more like a goat."

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13 Jul 2013, 1:57 pm

Goats have a charm, their eyes are funny looking in a good way. They are also smarter than sheep on the whole. When I went to Greek island for my holiday, the goats had more road sense than the local kids. They went out and walked themselves home in the evening, mostly likely their owner was chillaxing in a taverna.

Plus goats in trees!

[img][800:686]http://www.wellnessroadtrip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Goats-in-tree.jpg[/img]

I rest my case.



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13 Jul 2013, 2:29 pm

:-) I can't deny that goats are awesome.... but would you want to make out with one ?

Goatee the goat says :
"Heyyyyy baby.... d'you fancy a snog ?

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I gave my mum a 'goats in trees' calendar for Christmas.
:lol: she loves it.



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13 Jul 2013, 2:42 pm

No I'm not goatsexual (ancient greeks ahem 8O ), I'm sure they find us equally repulsive.



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13 Jul 2013, 4:44 pm

I've had goats,I did not keep a Billy,they will stink the whole property up.We borrowed one for the does and then took him home as quick as possible.


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13 Jul 2013, 5:32 pm

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@ladywoofwoof and belladonna25 that maybe so. But nothing beats the real thing of brustley, beardy beauty.

You must be a little curious or dare I say envious.. :mrgreen:


Dear Mr Bogan,
No female who does now or ever did walk the face of this planet suffers from beard envy, unless she is seriously mentally ill, or "a man trapped in a woman's body"........

.......any more than any man suffers from menstruation envy.

Sincerely,
BlackSabre7,
speaking on behalf of every female with any self respect in the entire human race.


Oh I was just joking, I don't really think that. I was just being silly. :P


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13 Jul 2013, 5:43 pm

:-) Oh, don't listen to them.
Keep wearing that beard with pride ! !!
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13 Jul 2013, 6:05 pm

this is just a slight rant, but why do girls find it attractive for men to **warning explicit content** shave their balls, chest, arms, legs, etc? I have sensitive skin, so if i ever decided to shave my "buddy down under", i'd have irritation and rashes for weeks ( don't laugh it hurts like hell)....ugh...but yeah, in my opinion, other than having a mustache and being clean face shaven...i'm not shaving my kajoonies or anything else for NO lady lol...SERIOUSLY.


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13 Jul 2013, 6:11 pm

:-) Being clean shaven in the face.... but with a moustache ?

Now I imagine you with shaved pubes except for a 'crotch moustache'
Oh my, the imagery...

:lol: Please tell me that you don't have a crotch-moustache.