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jrjones9933
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20 Dec 2013, 7:21 pm

I've had some vodka. Let's just agree that we peed in each others' cereal and move on.

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20 Dec 2013, 8:57 pm

who peed in my cereal? come on own up I licked David Bowie, but i went to the doctor and she said i didnt catch the Gay, whew close one. leafy is a good friend of mine, she knew i would have a laugh

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21 Dec 2013, 1:17 am

pete1061 wrote:

If I was female I'd be a lesbian.

I honestly have no idea what women see in us.
Men are disgusting creatures.

If I was male I'd be gay. I honestly have no idea what men see in us. Women are disgusting creatures.

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21 Dec 2013, 4:08 am

Nonperson wrote:

If I was male I'd be gay. I honestly have no idea what men see in us. Women are disgusting creatures.

That's interesting to hear!

I guess it shows that there really is little point in trying to rationally understand sexual attractiveness. It simply is what it is. A bisexual would be in a position to at least see what makes each sex attractive, though.

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21 Dec 2013, 4:37 am

My first thought was "I'd still be into females."

I think it may boil down to the question: "can my brain/body, once rewired to produce female hormone cycles instead of male, override the innate wiring which makes me attracted to females?"

Does anyone know if estrogen is powerful enough to override male cis-hetero wiring? That would be interesting to know.

Isn't there's estrogen naturally in ... I want to say soy milk? I wonder how much there is, or if that's even true.

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21 Dec 2013, 6:34 am

Nonperson wrote:

pete1061 wrote:

If I was female I'd be a lesbian.

I honestly have no idea what women see in us.
Men are disgusting creatures.

If I was male I'd be gay. I honestly have no idea what men see in us. Women are disgusting creatures.

Some of us just don't enjoy the company of our own gender.
I don't just find men physically repulsive, most are real jerks too, guys are quite abusive to each other.

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21 Dec 2013, 10:37 am

salamandaqwerty wrote:

who peed in my cereal? come on own up

I licked David Bowie, but i went to the doctor and she said i didnt catch the Gay, whew close one. leafy is a good friend of mine, she knew i would have a laugh

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25 Dec 2013, 5:17 pm

First, if I was a girl, I would have mutiple orgasms all day, (something guys can't do), and not really sure what type of guy I'd go for, as I'm straight, and I don't spend my days fantisising over men.

But If I had some estrogen injections, that could get me started.

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28 Dec 2013, 1:13 am

nothing. If I were female I'd be a lesbian :wink:

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28 Dec 2013, 2:29 pm

"Guys: if you WERE female...."

Sorry.

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28 Dec 2013, 2:39 pm

smudge wrote:

"Guys: if you WERE female...."

Sorry.

If I were female, I'd hook up with smudge FERSHER.

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28 Dec 2013, 2:41 pm

babybird wrote:

Guys: if you was female ... What would you look for in a male?

Money, gullibility, impotence.

Then I'd look for a girlfriend.

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28 Dec 2013, 2:47 pm

MadeUnderground wrote:

smudge wrote:

"Guys: if you WERE female...."

Sorry.

If I were female, I'd hook up with smudge FERSHER.

1) That avatar isn't me.

2) I *am* a female!

But, thanks for the compliment, even though it was to do with my supposed looks.

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28 Dec 2013, 3:16 pm

smudge wrote:

MadeUnderground wrote:

smudge wrote:

"Guys: if you WERE female...."

Sorry.

If I were female, I'd hook up with smudge FERSHER.

1) That avatar isn't me.

2) I *am* a female!

But, thanks for the compliment, even though it was to do with my supposed looks.

Haha.

1) I know.

And 2) I know :wink:

I was just teasing you, what I really meant was as I am right now (a male) I'd totally hook up with you FERSHER. :lol:

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28 Dec 2013, 5:46 pm

babybird wrote:

What would you look for in a male?

Just a question

I'd look for a guy just like Naturalplastic, ofcourse!

Next question.

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28 Dec 2013, 7:00 pm

MadeUnderground wrote:

smudge wrote:

MadeUnderground wrote:

If I were female, I'd hook up with smudge FERSHER.

1) That avatar isn't me.

2) I *am* a female!

But, thanks for the compliment, even though it was to do with my supposed looks.

Haha.

1) I know.

And 2) I know :wink:

I was just teasing you, what I really meant was as I am right now (a male) I'd totally hook up with you FERSHER. :lol:

Oh! Well, thank you!

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