23 Apr 2017, 4:57 pm
23 Apr 2017, 5:00 pm
Outrider wrote:
It's more difficult for a man to achieve the ideal body created by Hollywood vs. women.
You look at most celebrity couples and the man is a 6 foot+ 8% body fat and 200lbs, the woman is 5 foot 5 or something and just skinny, not even visible abs skinny, not even FITNESS type skinny with low body fat and decent muscle, just 'I don't eat too much food/have a fast metabolism' skinny.
The male ideal body, NATURALLY and without steroids, takes 4-8 years of force-feeding 3,000-5,000 calories a day for 6 months and then feeling agonizing hunger aches on 1,500-2,500 calories for one month, rinse and repeat, and 4 days minimum of intense weightlifting and 20-60 minutes cardio per week.
All this with a part time or full time job of course, and/or full time student, along with keeping a social life.
The ideal female body? Um...a couple months of some sh*tty trend diet like Paleo or something else from some actress or Eat Prey Love meditation style organic hippy type diet, maybe 30 minutes of walking on the treadmill 3 days a week and some glute/butt and thighs training with pink 0.5lb dumbbells whenever she decides to hit the gym.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73 ... 9bb3d3.jpg
vs
http://www.borntoworkout.com/wp-content ... n-Body.jpg
You look at most celebrity couples and the man is a 6 foot+ 8% body fat and 200lbs, the woman is 5 foot 5 or something and just skinny, not even visible abs skinny, not even FITNESS type skinny with low body fat and decent muscle, just 'I don't eat too much food/have a fast metabolism' skinny.
The male ideal body, NATURALLY and without steroids, takes 4-8 years of force-feeding 3,000-5,000 calories a day for 6 months and then feeling agonizing hunger aches on 1,500-2,500 calories for one month, rinse and repeat, and 4 days minimum of intense weightlifting and 20-60 minutes cardio per week.
All this with a part time or full time job of course, and/or full time student, along with keeping a social life.
The ideal female body? Um...a couple months of some sh*tty trend diet like Paleo or something else from some actress or Eat Prey Love meditation style organic hippy type diet, maybe 30 minutes of walking on the treadmill 3 days a week and some glute/butt and thighs training with pink 0.5lb dumbbells whenever she decides to hit the gym.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73 ... 9bb3d3.jpg
vs
http://www.borntoworkout.com/wp-content ... n-Body.jpg
He says all this as he's shoving 5000 calories worth of food into his mouth.
Women have it sooooooo much easier. Pardon me while I go and get my celery sticks out of fridge and top it off with some delicious lemon water. Yum. Then I have SEVERAL HOURS of exercise to do and maybe pop a few "diet pills" while I'm at it to speed up the ole metabolism. (I was anorexic for 3 years so I know exactly what it takes to be "stick thin" and I'll be the first one to say it sure is no picnic.)
23 Apr 2017, 5:00 pm
23 Apr 2017, 5:24 pm
To be honest if I got rejected over something nitpicky like that all I could see myself doing in response is continuing as usual & still loving all the same people. I don't see any sense in the prospect of ignoring everything I feel over some arbitrary precondition of my entire life. I certainly don't know everything about my **** but I do sincerely intend to keep it away from knives in the vast majority of circumstances.
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23 Apr 2017, 5:32 pm
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23 Apr 2017, 9:14 pm
23 Apr 2017, 9:34 pm
Things I as a *shocker* reasonably masculine non-frat dude find weak & reprehensible about Kanye:
1. He is a hapless & absolutely dependent Apple fanboy/idol worshipper.
2. Sexualization of money. 
3. God delusions.
4. Scarcely an actual MC.
5. Jay Z. has better car tastes.
6. Interrupts better vocalists.
7. Not prophetic & no I'm not sorry.
AFAIK 'manliness' just consists of doing things properly without making a billion-strong Twitter fuss about it. Kind of like skipping the fancy GPS option on your car because you aren't lost.
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24 Apr 2017, 1:13 am
24 Apr 2017, 2:22 am
nurseangela wrote:
Outrider wrote:
It's more difficult for a man to achieve the ideal body created by Hollywood vs. women.
You look at most celebrity couples and the man is a 6 foot+ 8% body fat and 200lbs, the woman is 5 foot 5 or something and just skinny, not even visible abs skinny, not even FITNESS type skinny with low body fat and decent muscle, just 'I don't eat too much food/have a fast metabolism' skinny.
The male ideal body, NATURALLY and without steroids, takes 4-8 years of force-feeding 3,000-5,000 calories a day for 6 months and then feeling agonizing hunger aches on 1,500-2,500 calories for one month, rinse and repeat, and 4 days minimum of intense weightlifting and 20-60 minutes cardio per week.
All this with a part time or full time job of course, and/or full time student, along with keeping a social life.
The ideal female body? Um...a couple months of some sh*tty trend diet like Paleo or something else from some actress or Eat Prey Love meditation style organic hippy type diet, maybe 30 minutes of walking on the treadmill 3 days a week and some glute/butt and thighs training with pink 0.5lb dumbbells whenever she decides to hit the gym.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73 ... 9bb3d3.jpg
vs
http://www.borntoworkout.com/wp-content ... n-Body.jpg
You look at most celebrity couples and the man is a 6 foot+ 8% body fat and 200lbs, the woman is 5 foot 5 or something and just skinny, not even visible abs skinny, not even FITNESS type skinny with low body fat and decent muscle, just 'I don't eat too much food/have a fast metabolism' skinny.
The male ideal body, NATURALLY and without steroids, takes 4-8 years of force-feeding 3,000-5,000 calories a day for 6 months and then feeling agonizing hunger aches on 1,500-2,500 calories for one month, rinse and repeat, and 4 days minimum of intense weightlifting and 20-60 minutes cardio per week.
All this with a part time or full time job of course, and/or full time student, along with keeping a social life.
The ideal female body? Um...a couple months of some sh*tty trend diet like Paleo or something else from some actress or Eat Prey Love meditation style organic hippy type diet, maybe 30 minutes of walking on the treadmill 3 days a week and some glute/butt and thighs training with pink 0.5lb dumbbells whenever she decides to hit the gym.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73 ... 9bb3d3.jpg
vs
http://www.borntoworkout.com/wp-content ... n-Body.jpg
He says all this as he's shoving 5000 calories worth of food into his mouth.
Women have it sooooooo much easier. Pardon me while I go and get my celery sticks out of fridge and top it off with some delicious lemon water. Yum. Then I have SEVERAL HOURS of exercise to do and maybe pop a few "diet pills" while I'm at it to speed up the ole metabolism. (I was anorexic for 3 years so I know exactly what it takes to be "stick thin" and I'll be the first one to say it sure is no picnic.)
Not to be a dick, but then you went about it in pretty bad way. You don't need several hours of exercise a day, and eat nothing but celery to achieve low body fat as a female.
25 Apr 2017, 4:22 pm
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Wolfram87 wrote:
Denying that circumcision is genital mutilation suggests a lack of understanding as to either what mutilation is or as to what genitals are.
What's more funny, some anti-FGM women defend the practice. In both the US and the Islamic/Jewish world.
I saw an anti-male-circumcision protester by the new hospital where I live, she clearly had some personal investment in the cause.
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