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02 Aug 2017, 7:25 pm

I have $600 in shave soaps and brushes. Which can only be used with a razor to shave. I super enjoy shaving it's relaxing.

Biking to work is impractical, there's on,u two spots on each bus and if it's full your out of luck, work won't except the I had to wait for the next bus that's why I'm hour late excuse. I'd be fired after 3 days.

My doctor said given my body shape, 211 pounds would be unhealthy. Which is why I aimed for 240ish which put me at size 42 waist. I don't enjoy any physical activity at all.
I can't afford to do special diets. I have 18 a week for food, depending on how much. Made the month before( hours change a lot) I can't eat vegetables either besides peas and green beans, all others make me vomit. Pretty much limited to cheap processed foods or sterling to death.

I can't afford to pack s lunch to work and I don't get a lunch anyways just a 10 minute break. Protein shakes are expensive, my grandma gets them and even the cheap ones are processed and expensive.

What's a fiend.

I drink lots of water. It's boring though.

I should really just kill my self. I wish I'd never been born. Poor people shouldn't be alive we just burden the system end suffer

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02 Aug 2017, 7:26 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

Napoleon Dynamite was able to get chicks....

Because it's a movie. He would t of in real life, probably just been bullied and killed himself

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02 Aug 2017, 9:04 pm

sly279 wrote:

Guess I'll post my picture again, so everyone can see how ugly I am.

I think you look super friendly. You're not ugly at all.

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03 Aug 2017, 3:59 am

You need to work on yourself a bit - I agree with Campin_Cat: If you want to become sexier, then you should make some effort to lose weight, growing a beard...in order to improve your looks.

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03 Aug 2017, 5:02 am

sly279 wrote:

Same as las time few or no female replies

This makes me annoyed, you are seriously acting like a little kid. What the hell do you want the females to write? You just posted pictures of yourself and said "look how ugly I am".

And we actually gave you some good advice. You might not be that attractive right now, but on the plus side, if you get down to 15% body fat, grew a beard, got a haircut and dressed well, you could actually(and I really mean this) look decent. It's your choice now if you want to put in the effort, or you just want to whine like a kid because you want female attention.

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03 Aug 2017, 6:00 am

sly279 wrote:

As a female I'm telling you - read my PM, buy that book. It's probably about $3 including postage second hand. It's hard to describe a book that is truly different about eating when all of those diet books practically say the same thing, including cutting out or limiting a major food group, but this book is really different. It is therapeutic as you read it, it's very easy and comfortable, and friendly to read.

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03 Aug 2017, 6:13 am

Don't forget decent posture.....

Tall people tend to slouch. Standing up straight will go a long way towards you finding somebody.

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03 Aug 2017, 6:15 am

You're doing pretty good, Sly.

Smudge doesn't just PM ANYBODY.

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03 Aug 2017, 6:36 am

Eh, I've seen uglier faces.

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03 Aug 2017, 6:38 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:

any changes from last year?

Yeah last year he looked normal.

Are you using a wide angle lense Sly? If you want to eliminate the fisheye effect get someone to take your photo from far away while the camera is zoomed in.

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03 Aug 2017, 8:37 am

But seriously you should lose weight. As you know I used to be fat and ugly and as you know I lost 120 lbs through a combination of self-starvation and amphetamines.

I didn't even get my first girlfriend until after I my diet. I look so much better now. Here take a look.

You can do it too!

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03 Aug 2017, 8:55 am

I bet your posture got better as well, RetroGamer.

Posture is of the utmost importance, in my opinion.

Even more than how a person's face looks.

If one stoops, one looks like he/she lacks confidence. And also a little sinister at times (like Igor from Frankenstein, though not extreme like that).

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03 Aug 2017, 8:59 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

Good job retro, you look 100 times better!

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03 Aug 2017, 9:33 am

You look average to me.Not ugly or drop dead gorgeous.It does help to lose weight,and believe me I know how hard it is for some of us.The pudge just seems to stick like glue.Im very active and eat healthy,yet it's still there.The only way I can loose weight is to eat around a thousand calories a day and just lean meat and veggies.Its just to hard to stick to a diet that restrictive.
I think that a longer hair style would help balance your face out better.My daughter cut mine really short once and it made my face look fuller.It was not a good look for me.Its on my drivers license and I can't wait for that one to expire so I get a new photo.You have all your teeth which is a plus,you could invest in an over the counter whitening kit to make them brighter.

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03 Aug 2017, 9:51 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

That After pic is much better than the arcade cabin photo you showed in the other thread.
In this one you don't look fat, but in the other one, honestly... you looked fat and somehow like a sloth.
Which pic is more recent? Did you get fat again?

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03 Aug 2017, 10:11 am

sly279 wrote:

I knew you'd poo-poo everything I said----so, it seems you just wanna whine, and not do anything, to change it.

If you can afford 600 dollars worth of shaving stuff, you can find a way to afford things, to help your physical appearance----like, if there's only two places on the bus for a bike, get a folding one, that you can put on your lap, or hold, if you have to stand.

Also, if veggies make you puke, just eat an omelet with meat and cheese, for example, for breakfast.

Your doctor's on Crack, if he/she said that----again, according to the BMI formula, 211 would STILL make you overweight (that's at 6'3" - cuz, again, you didn't say, exactly), and thus, hard on your heart.

I didn't say to pack-a-lunch----the sandwiches I listed, were for your DAYS, OFF.

If you don't know what a fiend, is----look it up----you're on the Internet, GOOGLE it!!

I'm not gonna respond to your saying you wanna kill yourself, cuz that seems to be your go-to expression, to get attention, seemingly.....

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@Retro: That "After" shot makes you look WAAAAAAY different, and MUCH better----EXCELLENT work!!

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